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Games that would be better with a Mature rating

Because the best things in life are for grown-ups

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

Just because a game gets rated 'Mature' or slapped with an 18 certificate doesn't mean it's going to be grown up and serious and any better than something deemed suitable for younger gamers. However, chances are it is probably going to be more fun, simply because it'll have more violence, more sexy, more swearing, more alcohol. And all of those things, as any responsible adult will tell you, are the main ingredients for a good time. In our opinion, the following games could do with a bit of maturing up.

Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.


Pokemon Battle Revolution



Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the crap biscuit we were given.


Rock Band/Guitar Hero



Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.


Duck Hunt



Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!


Dynasty Warriors



Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing chick flick.


Trauma Center



We were thinking a full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.


 
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oneshotfinch  - 4 months 29 days ago 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daYx7TWyArc&feature=related

I wish Trauma centre was like that. I really do.
Hurricrane  - 4 months 29 days ago 
wow... I can never play Pokemon w/o fatalities now
Xplosive59  - 4 months 29 days ago 
pikachu fainted , no wait hes dead
goodguy  - 4 months 29 days ago 
i love it i wish animal crossin was really like that. id be eternally happy
FalconMbuster  - 4 months 29 days ago 
Gah, imagine fatalities in one of the main series of Pokemon games. It'd be just as bad as Fire Emblem's permanent death.
KillDrone  - 4 months 29 days ago 
I want to see the Duke review M rated Animal Crossing.
ChrisAntistaSmellsLikePizza  - 4 months 29 days ago 
amazing stuff
bernie10  - 4 months 29 days ago 
these are actually some good ideas.
sgloomy  - 4 months 29 days ago 
i think the DW one would give the franchise the shock it needs, this is an idea they should seriously consider
Hurricrane  - 4 months 29 days ago 
what happened to the babies? that was a delightfully evil idea
jammyhippo  - 4 months 29 days ago 
the rock band one could have drugs dlc like the stimulants, the the opiates and so on it would be sweet
recaptcha ging bedrock
kubes  - 4 months 29 days ago 
lol this article was great loved the animal crossing
garnsr  - 4 months 29 days ago 
Rock Band needs it just because they need unedited lyrics. I hate Alanis Morissette, but it pisses me off every time I hear "fuck her" cut out.
Greed  - 4 months 29 days ago 
David Hasselhoff in the Sims 3 cover had me in tears
zayleffein  - 4 months 29 days ago 
Lol I love the dialogue option on Animal Crossing.
And if Sims 3 had that edition I would be cringing the entire game. It's bad enough when one of your sims pisses themselves when you're trying to get another sim to like you, then you add binge drinking whilst wallowing on the floor attempting to eat a hamburger and blabbering into a camera... HASSELHOFF! Or drunk with a rotted black beehive in your hair and missing teeth, or stapling your ball sac to your leg...
Oh GR you make my day wonderful..er.
doomdoomdoom  - 4 months 29 days ago 
They should make the sims more like that, then it would be the best game ever to fuck around (literally) games should be made to do random ass shit that make you feel good and other people feels bad like GTA 4
CapnCrotchPunch  - 4 months 29 days ago 
If the Sims one becomes an expansion pack, I mignt consider bying it immediately.
civver  - 4 months 29 days ago 
Sigh, boring...at least "blood so cold it could be sold as sorbet on Tatooine" made me chuckle.
oldgrammastinkyfeet  - 4 months 29 days ago 
19th!!!

Just Kidding...
I do wish that nintendo had the guts to make good m games.
AnonymouZ  - 4 months 28 days ago 
Not into unnecessary gore. So id' avoid the Trauma Game. Everything else would be a HOTT game, that would sell as... hot pancakes. xD Damn, too much hotness.
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