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33 iPhone games for REAL gamers

They look like your favorites... but how do they play? We guide you through the minefield of mobile gaming

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

The app?   Time Crisis Strike

Based on? Time Crisis is another arcade favorite, another first-person rail shooter and another attempt to save some kidnapped member of the President’s family with attached plastic weaponry. Didn’t we review this already?

Worth the download? Fortunately, and unlike Silent Scope, the controls in Time Crisis Strike actually work. Unfortunately, as this game was originally designed for play with a light gun, all you really do is tap enemies as they run across your field of vision. Blocky, polygonal enemies that haven’t been updated whatsoever since 1995. Recommended for nostalgia, but not much else. ($5)

The app?  Super Monkey Ball

Based on? Name says it all. Like the 3D platformers made popular on GameCube, you guide a monkey ball (literally consisting of a monkey in a ball) through increasingly dangerous and maze-like environments. The twist is that you control movement of the environment itself, not the character.

Worth the download? In theory, Super Monkey Ball is perfect for iPhones. You play by tilting the game’s world, for chrissakes… what better use of the phone’s built-in accelerometer could there be? In practice, the controls are so oversensitive that you’ll need hours of practice - or the first, heavier model of Apple’s gadget – to make a dent in the 110 available stages. The potential, though, is impossible to deny. ($6)

The app?  i Love Katamari

Based on? The PS2 and then 360 series about rolling up giant wads of stuff to present to your royal asshole of a father, the King of All Cosmos. Oh yeah, and that “stuff” consists of pets, people, cars, buildings and, eventually, entire countries.

Worth the download? We wish we could say yes, but we can’t. As with Super Monkey Ball, the execution doesn’t live up to the concept. Tilting the phone should be a natural and intuitive method for pushing the Prince’s katamari around, but for whatever reason, it just doesn’t work very well. If you want an app that uses the accelerometer beautifully, download Labyrinth instead. ($8)

The app?  Spore Origins

Based on? Will Wright’s natural evolution as a game developer. He put us in charge of cities, families, planets and ant farms. The next step had to be giving us God-like power over the development and advancement of entire species and civilizations.

Worth the download? Yes! For a casual, beginner-friendly adaptation of the Spore experience, this app is unexpectedly wonderful. Mind, it’s been drastically reduced… you now worry only about a single cell creature in a small petri dish. Tilting your little fella to feed on other spores is addictive, however, and customizing his body for greater offense and defense provides fantastic replay value. You can even pattern your spore with photos stored on your iPhone. Super nifty and, at the current price, highly recommended. ($5)

The app?  De Blob

Based on? Wii’s quirky puzzle action game. You’re an oversized drop of water, capable of absorbing colors, mixing them and then splattering the grayscale world around you with a fresh coat of rainbow brightness. The monochromatic INKT Corporation, of course, stands in your way.

Worth the download? To be honest, we’d rather play this version than the Wii one. The premise is incredibly simple – why complicate matters with a battery-sucking infrared remote, tangled Nunchuk cord and finicky sensor bar? Here, the gameplay is obvious. Swipe or tilt the phone to move the blob and paint objects. Tap INKT agents to squish them. That’s all you really need to know. Instantly engaging… and a bargain, since the upcoming DS version will no doubt retail for six times as much. ($4)

The app?  Ocarina

Based on? Officially, nothing. We like to imagine, however, that the developers of this virtual flute-like instrument were inspired by Link’s fancy finger work in Ocarina of Time on Nintendo 64.

Worth the download? For the price, yeah. You might only play it once or twice, but you’ll pull it out at parties to show off your iPhone to friends and strangers for months to come. And if you do decide to get serious? This thing truly functions as a musical instrument and can be mastered. Listen to uploaded samples from around the world in the global sharing submenu if you don’t believe. ($1)

The app?  Bomberman Touch: The Legend of Mystic Bomb

Based on? The extremely long-running strategy franchise, first developed by HAL Laboratory in 1983 and now including over 60 different editions. Players run through 2D mazes, dropping bombs to kill enemies, destroy obstacles and reveal power-ups.

Worth the download? The app description boasts that Bomberman has “over 40 titles for mobile phones alone.” Impressive, but quantity doesn’t necessarily equal quality, especially when a touch-screen is involved. Moving your puny pyrotechnic avatar is too frustrating, as he often ends up underneath your thumb where you can’t see him. And no multiplayer? Isn’t that why we play Bomberman to begin with? ($8)


 
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devinejoh  - 6 months 24 days ago 
looks great, but am i still going to buy an iphone? nope.


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JohnnyFirebird  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Even if it didn't get the recommendation, I'm finding it hard to resist the pull of getting a Katamari game for that cheap. Then again, I was a doofus and bought Mega Man 2 for my old cellphone.

I'm running these on an iPod Touch though, no cool iPhone for me. I can tape my cell phone to the iPod and then, basically, have an iphone, but then it just looks sad.

The platform definitely needs more RPGs! And old Sierra games!
michaelmcc827  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Great idea for an article, I have a jailbroken 2nd gen ipod touch, with the NES app. It really does satisfy all my gaming needs on the touch, but it's only good for the less action-intensive games like SMB3 and FF1, Mega Man 3 was a disaster. Why pay money for ports when you can get the real thing for free?

I got excited when I heard about this article on the podcast, and it really lived up to my expectations. Great job!
Romination  - 6 months 24 days ago 
I know Charlie's checking back constantly to see when Gabriel Knight and Eco Quest will become available (...or maybe a Phoenix Wright! That'd be boss).

I'm surprised you didn't review Mega Man 2 here, so let me do it for you... don't buy it. I'll take a bit of pay now, please
GamesRadarTylerNagata  - 6 months 24 days ago 
I just wanna give a shout out to iSplume and JellyCar. They're both free PC games. Also, JellyCar is a free app for the iphone/ipod touch too.

iSplume gameplay: http://snipr.com/hwfwz
JellyCar phun physics gameplay: http://snipr.com/hwg4b
Unoriginal  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Still playing Snake on my POS cellphone.

I don't need your fancy polygons.
CoolBowling  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Great article. I will be taking some of your recommendations. Thanks
DeadGirls  - 6 months 24 days ago 
Don't buy any of this crap, don't buy an ipod-phone, and don't use i-tunes unless you are a big fat fuckin' sucker.
sourpunch  - 6 months 23 days ago 
This just makes me want to get a touch even more. Hopefully will have one by the time this summer is over.

well since tyler did it I'll do it also. Shout out for a game that I halfway know the developer (talked to him online on another forum).

G by Soma Games $4.99
I posted a thread awhile back on the forums. You can get more info there.
http://www.gamesradar.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=62969&tstart=0
samownzsnake  - 6 months 23 days ago 
really? dont buy Katamari for iPhone? it sounds and looks like it would be cool XP

Ya know what, screw you, im getting it, I think the use of motion controls will be cool
Coolbeans69  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Good article, helped me a lot, I've got a few extra bucks to spend and ipod apps are what im getting
jar-head  - 6 months 23 days ago 
the Ocarina was truly Awesome.
crossed23  - 6 months 23 days ago 
I just wonder how long the whole app for iphone thing is going to last for the big developers because of the extreme amounts of content released daily. All of them arent going to sell and good titles suffer from being just another app in all the rest.
nschafer  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Good article. Kind of wish it was organized by category (buys/maybes/avoids).
sixboxes  - 6 months 23 days ago 
I have a Blackberry Pearl for my phone calls (and text messages, and e-mails on the go, and whatever). I have my DS for portable games. I have a Creative Labs Zen V as my mobile media player. I think I'm a proper gadget geek for wanting different gadgets for these different tasks.
HungryBeaver  - 6 months 23 days ago 
...Sigh... I wish I had an iPhone. Oh well, I'll stick with the phone I got now. (Envy 2)
RonnyLive19881  - 6 months 23 days ago 
I can't stand you guys when you bash the Wii. De Blob wii is a great game! How can you prefer the PS3/360 controllers to the freedom of the Wii remote? I like being able to stretch while holding the controller and if you are coordinated, you can play most games relaxed with your arm behind your head. Why write off the Wii as a bad system when there is so much to look forward to? Wait till E3... I hope you will be singing a different tune then.
RooringRA  - 6 months 23 days ago 
@ RonnyLive19881- What the hell are you talking about they never bashed the Wii they just said they prefer the Iphone/Ipod touch version more than they Wii version of the games. Learn to read the article carefully before you go on saying shit.
jimsondanet  - 6 months 23 days ago 
when iphones come with 2 joysticks, a d-pad, four assorted buttons and a couple of bumper buttons im sold!
recaptcha: stipple $27,610,283
lol stipples :D
Tomsta666  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Super Monkey Ball is mad fun. It was as if it designed for the iphone/touch. It isnt that hard at all really. You obviously just suck at it! :P
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