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Sex sells!

See the most scandalous game ads and find out how they're trying to brain wash you... through your pants

As over-the-top as DoA: Xtreme 2 was, it's got nothing on the Sexy Beach series. Minigames that challenge you with spreading semen-like globs of sun tan lotion all over the bodies of beach bunnies, tickling girls till they scream, and force feeding them popsicles that are just a little too big for their mouths, make DoA's extra bounciness seem about as racy as an episode of My Little Pony.

Trust us. We've seen our fair share of Ponies and Horsez. We know what we're talking about.

Below: In case you're wondering, the girls are introducing themselves in this Japanese ad. Meet Kelly, Alice, and Maki. Click on to see the ridiculous things you can do with them

Below: Sun tan lotion minigame

Below: Tickle-gasm minigame

Below: Popsicle minigame


 
4 Comments
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O1993  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Prof you don't need to show game fotage to sell a game
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 17 days ago 
the last video is creepy. I want SexyBeach3 that game looks awesome. But another feature by gamesradar.
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 17 days ago 
I meant another great feature by gamesradar
magicman_88  - 3 months 28 days ago 
If it wasn't for GamesRadar life would be so boring.

:P
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