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Trailer Trash 8

Your weekly dose of awful game videos

Words: Lizzie Cuevas, GamesRadar US
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Finally, the absolute worst of this week’s Trailer Trash.

Pro Cycling Manager - Tour de France 2009

For nearly two minutes, not only can you stare at a ton of dudes’ butts, but you can hear the same bit of song loop over and over. And over.

 

Free Realms

Oh great, is this The Jonas Brothers? Oh no, it’s just another generic pop-rock band called The Dares! Who are they and what do they have to do with the videogame? And how was that Guinness World Record-worthy?! Whoever they are, the game devs sure love ‘em:

 

And just for fun, here’s Shia LaBeouf with a mustache!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Jun 18, 2009

Trailer Trash Retro Edition
Revisit a time when trailers were known by their correct name: commercials


Trailer Trash 7
This week's videos document the casual games invasion

 

E3 09: Trailers - The best, the worst and the bizarre
New game movies that made us happy, made us sad or just made us confused


 
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Turbobison  - 5 months 11 days ago 
Pro Cycling Manager is this year's killer app. Now you can take the boring of cycling to your favorite system of choice. The only game where you are better for having one testicle!!!!

TAKE THAT MADDEN!!
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skyguy343  - 5 months 11 days ago 
woah woah woah, seriously, that testicle potshot was not cool
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AntistaIsTheLight  - 5 months 11 days ago 
Second! I tried Free Realms. I hated it. Why make horrible things and falsely advertise it as something that looks slightly fun?
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AntistaIsTheLight  - 5 months 11 days ago 
DAMN IT I CANT EVEN GET SECOND!
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nik41507  - 5 months 11 days ago 
5th
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nik41507  - 5 months 11 days ago 
i had to cliam it in case someone else posted while i was reading the article. The personal trainer walking people are complete re tards.
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nik41507  - 5 months 11 days ago 
is it really your world in free realms? are you like a god or what. can you have sex? NO!!!!!!!
so its NOT my world
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Greed  - 5 months 11 days ago 
Who the hell puts footage of a game running at 5FPS in a trailer?

The cycling manager devs, apparently.
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MechGyver  - 5 months 11 days ago 
"...Smell that? You smell that?
What?
Pussy, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
I love the smell of pussy in the morning..."
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Scotch  - 5 months 11 days ago 
wow. the personal trainer: walking add was HORRIFYING
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Spybreak8  - 5 months 11 days ago 
Hahahahahaha, oh man nice ones this time around, holy cow. Hmm, why'd mom leave you dad? Well son, she found out that I was cheating on her with that game you bought for your DS. Is that why I'm grounded? haha what the hell. Director: Ok people I need you to run back and forth in your suburban back yard, no more enthusiasm damn it! The reactions of those people to that lame band were priceless and that cycle game, omg!
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jaffa_5  - 5 months 11 days ago 
any one else think Lizzie Cuevas is all kinds a cute??
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MechGyver  - 5 months 11 days ago 
@jaffa_5

I thought bestiality was more your kind of thing




(lol)
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jaffa_5  - 5 months 11 days ago 
i just really love chicken lol
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Jordo141  - 5 months 11 days ago 
That Personal Trainer: Walking thing works for dogs too?

................Cool.
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Cyberninja  - 5 months 11 days ago 
@jaffa_5 yes and i am looking forward to nostigia it looks fun
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vigeoman  - 5 months 11 days ago 
haha the dares must have got a terrible gig from free realms i mean its cool playing at e3 but for free realms thats terrible

by the way i played the game and its one of the worst online games EVER
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Skykid  - 5 months 11 days ago 
WHAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEE F--------K?!?!?!? This stuff is wacked up? Were you on a high GR? or am I just a bad critic?
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fatcat275  - 5 months 10 days ago 
I noticed that the Dares' lipsync was messed up, both in the game and in real life.
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jaffa_5  - 5 months 10 days ago 
lol @cyberninja it really is fun

recaptcha: roomy joan (thats also the name of the chicken lol)
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