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Words: Lizzie Cuevas, GamesRadar US

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Every now and then, we come across trailers that show beautiful cinematics, only to be disappointed by their last-gen-grade graphics. This week’s winners are…

Crimson Gem Saga

Here’s the intro video. Below is the actual gameplay.

Above: Wah waaaaahhhhh…

Nostalgia

At least in this trailer, they were kind enough to put it all in one video.

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Turbobison - 5 months 11 days ago

Pro Cycling Manager is this year's killer app. Now you can take the boring of cycling to your favorite system of choice. The only game where you are better for having one testicle!!!!

TAKE THAT MADDEN!!

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skyguy343 - 5 months 11 days ago

woah woah woah, seriously, that testicle potshot was not cool

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AntistaIsTheLight - 5 months 11 days ago

Second! I tried Free Realms. I hated it. Why make horrible things and falsely advertise it as something that looks slightly fun?

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AntistaIsTheLight - 5 months 11 days ago

DAMN IT I CANT EVEN GET SECOND!

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nik41507 - 5 months 11 days ago

5th

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nik41507 - 5 months 11 days ago

i had to cliam it in case someone else posted while i was reading the article. The personal trainer walking people are complete re tards.

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nik41507 - 5 months 11 days ago

is it really your world in free realms? are you like a god or what. can you have sex? NO!!!!!!!
so its NOT my world

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Greed - 5 months 11 days ago

Who the hell puts footage of a game running at 5FPS in a trailer?

The cycling manager devs, apparently.

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MechGyver - 5 months 11 days ago

"...Smell that? You smell that?
What?
Pussy, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
I love the smell of pussy in the morning..."

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Scotch - 5 months 11 days ago

wow. the personal trainer: walking add was HORRIFYING

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Spybreak8 - 5 months 11 days ago

Hahahahahaha, oh man nice ones this time around, holy cow. Hmm, why'd mom leave you dad? Well son, she found out that I was cheating on her with that game you bought for your DS. Is that why I'm grounded? haha what the hell. Director: Ok people I need you to run back and forth in your suburban back yard, no more enthusiasm damn it! The reactions of those people to that lame band were priceless and that cycle game, omg!

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jaffa_5 - 5 months 11 days ago

any one else think Lizzie Cuevas is all kinds a cute??

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MechGyver - 5 months 11 days ago

@jaffa_5

I thought bestiality was more your kind of thing

(lol)

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jaffa_5 - 5 months 11 days ago

i just really love chicken lol

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Jordo141 - 5 months 11 days ago

That Personal Trainer: Walking thing works for dogs too?

................Cool.

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Cyberninja - 5 months 10 days ago

@jaffa_5 yes and i am looking forward to nostigia it looks fun

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vigeoman - 5 months 10 days ago

haha the dares must have got a terrible gig from free realms i mean its cool playing at e3 but for free realms thats terrible

by the way i played the game and its one of the worst online games EVER

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