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These consoles are fake!

A collection of gaming's coolest and crappiest mocked-up machines

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

Over the next three pages you're going to find some of the best and worst fake consoles to ever grace the ‘nets. Some have been rendered quite professionally by respectable publications. Others look like they've been knocked up by some kid in his room using Photoshop. While the most dedicated have gone that extra mental mile and physically built crude contraptions in an effort to fool folk.


Above: We’re gutted the BS never saw the light of day. We had our pre-orders in and everything

Fake Xbox 360

Hmmmm, an interesting attempt. Even if it looks more like a Guilty Spark-style curiosity than cutting edge console. This was one of the earliest designs to be leaked out from mysterious sources before the console's official unveiling.

Fake PS3



Alright, so its looks like a DAB radio and supports 'death in disc format' UMDs. Still, there's a certain sleekness about this PS3 mock-up we sort of like. It had a lot of us fooled, too. Well, at least until the story broke that one of our sister mags in the UK, PSM2, had mocked-up the images themselves.

Fake Xbox portable

We're not sure which mag published this design, but it was certainly brave. The worst D-pad ever complimented with an equally shitty looking stick?



Published by technology mag, T3, this ain't a bad attempt. It looks a little too much like a GPS for our liking, though. Maybe it can help Niko find a quiet spot to get away from all those heckling phone calls.

Just what every good portable console needs: a keyboard that's bigger than the actual screen. Fail.

Talk about hitting every branch of the ugly tree. Twice. This is one hideous handheld. Unsurprisingly, it was apparently created by a fan. For shame shoddy Photoshop design.

Fake iGame


This was originally printed in EGM, as part of a prank for their April issue in 2006.


 
66 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
darkfly23  - 4 months 17 days ago 
The nintendo on looks more like a football helmet.

I would say first, but... no.
Mittenz  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Yay, turns out if your up at 4:00 AM bored out of your mind, Gamesradar will post awsome articles. Thank you Dave, I needed this.
Mittenz  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Wow, I just noticed the Xbox 2 on page 3 has the red ring. At least they went for authenticity.
iKOemos  - 4 months 17 days ago 
Man, that PSPboy is awesome. I want one.
Iffo  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Weird... a couple of the PSP fakes look much better than the actual PSPgo!! On second thought, no - it's not weird at all.
SumthingStupid  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Ha the Nintendo BS, it looks awsome
Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham  - 4 months 16 days ago 
@Mittenz

Yup, there's not better tonic for a doze of insomnia than a big dollop of semi useless game information.

Enjoy!
Hurricrane  - 4 months 16 days ago 
the Nintendo on looks like a toaster....
CAPST3R  - 4 months 16 days ago 
agreed, the PSP has the worst layout possible. they design it for people with small hands. and the go is terrible, i would accidentally crush it.
Cyberninja  - 4 months 16 days ago 
the regular psp already looks like a old advance with a anlog stick
Jordo141  - 4 months 16 days ago 
The Sony Foreman grill is real and actually works. Oh, that PSPboy looks awesome.
Xplosive59  - 4 months 16 days ago 
what would the screens be used for on the bs in casual games?

which it would be its only use
magicman_88  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Have you noticed how every fake PSP has two analogue sticks??

Why couldn't Sony listen to us and do this for the PSP Go??

It might actually be a half decent console then.
animeman  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Some of the fake PSP's looked better than the real ones. Mainly because of the two anlog sticks.
TotalKillLOL  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Wow I was so bored when I decided to read this!
sharklion  - 4 months 16 days ago 
At first i was actually convinced by the good looking xbox! but i guess its to good to be true!
supersenor  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Like video games and meat then try the Sony Foreman grill!
ChrisAntistaSmellsLikePizza  - 4 months 16 days ago 
I would so totally take my Nintendo BS everywhere I went.
CapnCrotchPunch  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Some of these look better than their real counterparts, like the PsP with the fold up screen. I would buy that over the current one any day.

reCAPTIA- germania york
GoldenMe  - 4 months 16 days ago 
Holy halibut, GamesRadar! This article is winning internets!

I <3 you guys.
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