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The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US



Taboo was an old NES game that could supposedly read the future. You entered your name, gender, date of birth and a question, then watched as magical and mysterious cards revealed the events to come. The whole thing seems pretty stupid nowadays, but to a young and impressionable kid playing in the '80s, Taboo's word was gold.

So imagine how many adolescent minds were blown when the tarot symbols started transforming from this...



Into this...



Yeah. We're STILL waiting for that naked chick riding a lion to come into our lives. Damn it, Taboo, you promised!


Rampage World Tour (1997)

Taboo wasn't the only game that tried hiding nudity by making it really, really small. If you remember Rampage, you'll also remember how the huge, destructive monsters warped into itsy bitsy humans whenever they received too much damage. You may even remember those humans being naked. What you probably don't remember is how, for a split second, those tiny exhibitionists flashed more bits and pieces than a Playboy magazine cover.

Trust us, little dudes - we're just as horrified as you are.

 
6 Comments
h3110 - 2 months 16 days ago
1st
h3110 - 2 months 16 days ago
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
dropitlikeitshot - 2 months 16 days ago
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
henry.beers - 2 months 10 days ago
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
Kratos999 - 1 month 12 days ago
Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
xyxCORTEZxyx - 1 month 3 days ago
ha ha ha if u clicked this u r a frieken pervert lol
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