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The Top 7... games that are cheaper than therapy

Got a crippling mental disorder? We've got something to treat it

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

Agoraphobia - Shadow of the Colossus
SCEA | PS2

Yes, OK, we know - not all gamers are terrified to leave their parents' basements. Some of you, for example, actually have apartments that you never leave. For most of us, though, our shut-in lifestyle is just a result of videogames being an indoor hobby - we could go outside if we wanted to. But if you're agoraphobic, it's a different story. Maybe you think the sun will fry you to a crisp, or maybe you're just nervous that the laws of gravity will suddenly reverse themselves and toss you screaming into the heavens. Whatever your ridiculous reason, the idea of setting foot outside your front door paralyzes you with fear, and that's no way to live.

The key thing here, then, is to get you used to the wide-open spaces without actually having to be in them, and we're hard-pressed to think of a game that does that better than Shadow of the Colossus. In fact, most of the game is spent just navigating those spaces, as you work your way farther and farther from the hero's "home" to explore breathtaking stretches of wilderness and charge through them on horseback. (And if you've got problems with heights or abandonment, then hey, Shadow 's dizzying cliffs and sense of isolation might help you work through those, too.)

Above: See? Nothing at all to be afraid of

The absence of any monsters or people in Shadow (apart from the hidden Colossi you're hunting, of course) enables you to concentrate on the landscape and ponder what, exactly, is so terrifying about it. Is it the unmoving rocks? The passive trees? The giant, precarious stone bridges that jut out from your castle?

Yes, there are huge, scary monsters waiting just over the horizon to club you to death. But think of them as representations of your fear; with each one you bring crashing down, you'll have moved a step closer to being able to face the world outside your dank dwelling. Trust us, it'll be worth it - you'll have plenty of time to live like a shut-in when you're 80, after all.


 
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cricket0  - 1 year 2 months ago 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! First!!!!I agree with this article completly. Peoplesay I am a great person to talk to, and that I would make a great theripist. So I advise these games to all people with problems!
steve15  - 1 year 1 month ago 
cricket0 chill the fuck out
mimerc123  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I LOVE CHEAP GAMES!!!!! JK. i like games that arent too realistic...persay. i want them to be in the middle of good and bad... but these are HORRIBLE!!!!!
PreyingMantis  - 9 months 23 days ago 
people with entomophobia are my enemies
infected123  - 4 months 11 days ago 
i had a dream about the gravity reversing once. that was scary.
Csheroe  - 3 months 29 days ago 
Jelly puppies!
AlexMercer1337  - 1 month 15 days ago 
Haha, that Loco Roco part was so true. And I think you hit a soft spot on Shadow of the Colossus.
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