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Cue the banjo! It wouldn’t be the Week of Hate without our trademark “100 Reasons” videos. In case you missed it, last year we targeted game platforms. So this year we thought we’d change it up and go after a few popular genres. Up first, the ubiquitous shooter.

People get pissy when stuff they consider holy is depicted profanely in videogames. Take Manchester Cathedral’s depiction in Resistance or lyrics cribbed from the Quran in LittleBigPlanet. Gamers react with their usual jaded cynicism, belittling others for daring to hold something sacred in this fast-forward age of materialistic gluttony.

So many sequels, so much hype, so little time... Let our foolproof guide help you cut through the crap before it's even released

We made a half-assed attempt to disguise our last edition of box art buffonery as some kind of factory error. You called our bullshit, submitted your own, and turned an office full of staunch and humorless integre-nerds into braying gigglepusses. Nice work. If any of you still have any creative spark left send it to boxart@gameradar.com or post it in our forums.

To check out our previous Under the Radar coverage, check out Day 1 and Day 2. Voodoo Nights From: Mindware Who did: Cold War And live in: Prague, Czech Republic The outfit behind recent Xbox release Cold War, the game best described as a crap Splinter Cell, announced this buddy shooter back in October last year. Since then, nothing. We haven't seen any fresh screens or details in a long while and the game was absent from E3. Is it still in development? There's no evidence to suggest