With Brutal Legend’s fate still undecided, you might think us mad for recommending Kung Fu Panda as an alternative adventure starring Jack Black (not least because all the voices in this tie-in game are sadly provided by so-so stand-ins), but bear with us. First of all, we’re not so addled with bonhomie thanks to our experience with this silly game to deny that the action is the definition of ‘par for the course’. The
Five
years after the launch of the Wii, we think it’s safe to say that motion-controlled
gaming has been mostly a massive disappointment. After a strong initial showing
and the occasional spike in interest, we’re left with overflowing bargain bins and
more generic minigame collections than any sanely constructed universe should
contain. Don’t get us wrong: there have been some bright spots (and we’re
hoping for more) but the tradition of motion controls has mostly been one of
forgettable shovelware. Into this airless void, enter Kung Fu: High Impact, a
sad little beat-’em-up which perpetuates that legacy in spectacularly
disappointing fashion...