Big Bumpin'

Just when you thought the King's game collection couldn't get any cheaper than $4 ... the games become cheaper than their burgers. You can now get Pocketbike Racer, Sneak King, and the bumper car one that nobody likes for the sum of one Washington when you buy any of their life expectancy altering combos...

In a strange turn of events, Microsoft and Burger King announced today that the Burger King games starring a washed-up actress, a man in a giant chicken costume and the creepiest fast food icon in recent memory have sold two million copies. Two million. Thats the same amount as Gears of War, arguably the biggest Xbox 360 game of the season. Either all of America is in on the fact that playing as the disturbing King is a sick joke, or people cant get enough of them burgers. After all, the games