Far Cry 3
A pair of bickering siblings teaches six self-absorbed tourists to reconnect with nature.
Mark of the Ninja
A tattoo addict turns contract killer in order to feed his insatiable habit.
Age of Empires 2
The earth's mightiest nations are all founded within earshot of one another. They fight.
Pokmon
Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.
FTL
An interstellar HR department attempts to maintain high standards in the face of bitter competition, hostile takeovers.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
A savage alien species attacks earth; believes in waiting its turn.
MLB: The Show
A group of sentient baseballs must return to their home planet, a big-swinging batter obliges.
Katamari Damacy
An ambitious prince crushes hordes of humans into a writhing, nightmare ball in order to impress his father.
Pushmo/ Pullblox
A cruel professor entombs scores of children inside of his plush climbing frame puzzles.
Plants vs. Zombies
The Last of Us: The Beginning.
Final Fantasy 14 devs more likely "to do something light again" for its next project as "you can kinda tell" Yoshi-P is "done" with Final Fantasy 16's "dark fantasy"
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's most painfully boring minigame was originally twice as tedious, but at the last minute Square decided "it might be stressful"
