The worst box art of 2011

11. Fix It: Home Improvement Challenge

Released: Nov. 29

Boring as it is, the European box art for Fix It would actually be pretty unremarkable, if not for the crazy-eyed old man and the kid from Mask over there, who’s apparently developed a gruesome neckbeard and an affinity for hammers since 1985. Otherwise, this box is the very picture of restraint – especially when compared to the US version:


As though it weren’t bad enough that Crazy Eyes and Neckbeard are now full-on charging at us with brandished tools, their giggly friend is wearing the same waxen expression – and this time she’s carrying a shovel, which makes it all the more horrifying. As if she’s just there to watch and clean up afterward.

Also, take care to notice the slovenly man in the wifebeater. Notice also that he’s about to get run over by Crazy Eyes and Neckbeard, who are somehow driving a bus at the same time they’re preparing to murder us. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

Above: Look out, slovenly man! Also maybe get those teeth looked at

12. Dungeons: The Dark Lord

Released: Sep. 27

Unlike most of the boxes on this list, the cover for Dungeons: The Dark Lord was created with what’s clearly a respectable degree of artistry and talent. Sadly, none of that talent has been put toward giving us a single goddamn clue as to what’s supposed to be going on here.

13. Duke Nukem: Critical Mass

Released: June 6

Duke Nukem Forever might have caught a lot of flak from critics this year, but at least its cover gave us something to focus on other than how veiny Duke’s arms are, or how his entire left shoulder is just one massive goiter.

14. Jerry Rice & Nitus’ Dog Football

Released: Aug. 16

We honestly can’t find much fault with the photography or composition on display here; it’s the concept of the thing that makes us ill at ease. Because frankly, there is no way any of these dogs could possibly live up to the expectations that Jerry Rice’s name on a football game creates.

Above: You think this dog could receive for 1,499 yards and make 112 receptions in a single season? No! It couldn’t! THIS DOG IS SHIT

15. Petz Bunnyz Bunch

Released: March 8

We have kind of an unspoken competition going with the art directors of the Petz series: Every year, we try to find filthy things on the boxes they design. And every year, they try to throw us off the scent with increasingly inoffensive and cuddly imagery. With Bunnyz Bunch, they appear to have finally succeeded.

Or they would have, if we were so easily fooled.

Above: The image was always there – all we did was tease it out a little

16. Super Sonic Racer

Released: July 19

Aside from being a little ugly, posed at a weird angle and sporting a background that’s mysteriously shadowed out, we can’t tell what the hell that driver at the center (who aside from Missiles and Green Car is the focus of the image) is supposed to be.

Above: A cockroach? A robot? An ant? A terrible mascot for a videogame?

17. Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

Released: Oct. 11

We like Dead Rising 2: OTR. We do. But this box? This box is a hideous amalgamation of purples and golds, with a Frank West who looks more like Michael Madsen, and a bunch of zombies who look more like flinching showgirls than menacing undead cannibals. It may be a good representation of the game’s craziness, but knowing that doesn’t make it any easier to look at.

18. Family Farm

Released: May 27

Family Farm knows what you did. It watched, helpless, while you did it. And while the humans might not fully understand the act or your motivations in carrying it out, the animals sure as hell do. And they are horrified.

Above: Especially the cow. The others may be frightened, but only the cow sees the monster inside you

19. Maximum Racing: Drag & Stock Racer

Released: Mar. 14

This box thinks you’re a simple-minded chump who not only likes static pictures of cars, but will buy anything so long as it’s glowing and plastered with the Stars & Stripes. Right now it’s laughing behind your back about what a dumbass you are. Are you just going to take that? From a box!? Next time you see this thing in the store, punch it square in the jaw.

20. Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer

Released: Nov. 8

Champion Jockey could have gotten off easy. If it had only stuck with that photo, it could have just been boring and unremarkable, instead of one of the worst boxes of the year. But then some brilliant mind went and smeared blur effects all over it to give it the illusion of motion, and now we’ve got this sorry piece of Vaseline-covered crap.

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  • Hydrohs - December 31, 2011 7:05 p.m.

    I look forward to this every year, and it never disappoints.
  • winner2 - December 31, 2011 2:48 p.m.

    "Phil Taylor is the only human being ever to kidney-punch God." L-o-f*cking-l
  • mothbanquet - December 30, 2011 6:25 a.m.

    Ah, my favourite time of the year. Now to go back through as many of the previous years' entries as my lunch hour will allow...
  • IPostedThis4U - December 29, 2011 1:39 p.m.

    Battlefield 3 I love BF3, and it's one of the only games I play, but seriously? They've been developing the game for 2 years, and all they did was take BFBC2's art and rearrange the vehicles in the background and offset the character to centre him. And not to mention Battlefield 3: Limited Edition. "let's just zoom in on the centrepiece's face and write 'Limited Edition' in big letters on the side." ugh.
  • bailzee - December 27, 2011 3:42 p.m.

    Phil Taylor owns a pub near where I live apparently, never seen him in the flesh though, probably off doing tough stuff somewhere
  • Japanaman - December 27, 2011 9:24 a.m.

    8 is the worst boxart I have ever seen in my entire life!
  • tofu666 - December 27, 2011 5:54 a.m.

    Are you a bad enough dude to challenge Phil Taylor? No, you're not.
  • Balaska - December 27, 2011 3:21 a.m.

    Am I the only one that sees that the soldier on (various) Battlefield boxes is on fire? That's why he is orange lit.
  • MisuCake - December 26, 2011 10:58 p.m.

    Couldn't stop laughing at the last one.
  • FinderKeeper - December 26, 2011 7:51 p.m.

    *note to self: avoid looking at Nintendo third-party titles.*
  • quincytheodore - December 25, 2011 11:45 p.m.

    Great article. I've just enlightened that Phil Taylor might be Chuck Norris' brother.
  • santaclouse37 - December 25, 2011 11:19 p.m.

    This is easily tied with the Anti-Awards for my favorite annual article. Once again, it did not dissapoint. (Though I was somewhat expecting to see the AC: Revelation's art get ripped a new one.)
  • mattersnotnow - December 25, 2011 7:36 p.m.

    15 minutes later and I'm still laughing at "The Behind Reflection" Oh god, how I wish there was enough bad box art that you guys could do this monthly
  • beemoh - December 25, 2011 5:56 p.m.

    Pretty sure the "giggly friend" on Fix It: Home Improvement Challenge is Cherie Blair. I mean, look at the unnaturally four-cornered mouth!
  • augdog - December 25, 2011 5:06 p.m.

    Look forwards to this every year.
  • ninjaemperor - December 25, 2011 9:57 a.m.

    This is always one of my favorite articles of the year, hilarious!
  • Squander - December 25, 2011 7:41 a.m.

    wow, also look at "Super Sonic Racer" - the blueish font of "Super Sonic" looks exactly what we might find on a real Sonic-cover...
  • juicenpancakes - December 24, 2011 11 p.m.

    My bad, I didn't mean for it to be taken in a dickish tone, I was being sarcastic. My apologies. Merry xxxmas to all of the wondrous GR humans.
  • Jellyjiggler2 - December 24, 2011 12:15 p.m.

    Mikel, I was getting a little worried I wouldn't be seeing my favorite annual Gamesradar article this year. Thankfully you (and the boxes) did not disappoint. That being said, WHERE ARE THE ANTI-AWARDS???

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