World of Nintendo

12) Paper Mario hat

Colour printers and craft knives at the ready! Build yourself a 3D Mario hat out of four sheets of thick paper and the seemingly simple pattern available at this site. Good luck…

13) Chernobyl Kirby

Of all the cartoonish games characters we’ve seen turned realistic, Kirby is the most disturbing. All vestiges of cuteness have been stripped away, leaving those eyes… that mouth… the horror.

14) Crotchet King Boo

Lovely detail here. Suitably spherical, fiercely royal yet cuddly, as King Boo should be. He’s made from wool, you know. Plenty of other Nintendo-related crafts to see (and buy) at t0fugurl's blog.

15) Wii Remote sweets

Slightly less impressive than the metal mushroom sweets containers, but probably a lot tastier, is this Wii remote ‘candy’ dispenser. Apparently it fires sweets out of the top when you press the B button.

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  • Fr0-Ninja - October 30, 2008 3:59 a.m.

    i saw the wii remote candy dispenser in a walgreens. hopefully that was not Nintendos idea
  • brothir - October 28, 2008 9:25 p.m.

    When Kirby looks that bad after a holiday in Chernobyl, wonder what he hell Yoshi would look like. Also, I'm officially going to sleep with a crowbar under my pillow. I prefer being attacked by Pyramid Head than Chernobyl Kirby, at least Pyramid Head has a funky dance. Also, to GR, a reply system like Youtube's would be brilliant
  • Basketcase676 - October 28, 2008 11:43 a.m.

    AHHH! Kirby has a nail on his hand!?!?! Its a giant thumb!?!?
  • I-Be-MAD - October 28, 2008 10:08 a.m.

    Chernobyl Kirby! Kill it! Kill it!
  • Manny-Faces - October 28, 2008 2:03 a.m.

    awesum japanese produce the best stuff
  • iluvmyDS - October 27, 2008 11:11 p.m.

    I love the mushroom candies and the wiimote candy thing.
  • JoeMasturbaby - October 27, 2008 10:30 p.m.

    superscope candy launcher NOW!!!!
  • bioshocker - October 27, 2008 9:40 p.m.

    That Chernobyl kirby will haunt me forever.
  • hun23 - October 27, 2008 8:10 p.m.

  • xyzzy929 - October 28, 2008 5:23 p.m.

    Holy shit Chernobyl Kirby KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
  • Gatastrophe - October 28, 2008 3:02 a.m.

    This one of my favorite recurring features! Keep up the good work guys! And now off to the top 7!!
  • twishart - October 28, 2008 3 a.m.

    I bought a candy wiimote - they don't really 'shoot' out as much as just sort of snap forward. It's kind of like a pez dispenser, I guess. I ate all the candy, and now the mini wiimote is swinging from my rear view mirror in my car. I get compliments about it sometimes. also - my captcha? "Frick time"
  • Defguru7777 - October 28, 2008 2:55 a.m.

    You could make a ton of dough if you had a store that sold these.
  • sora3428 - October 28, 2008 2:18 a.m.

    i would like some of that cake lol rofl
  • GoldenMe - October 27, 2008 10:48 p.m.

    Agreed with Joe. Nintendo may not have the best console right now, but it sure has a wonderous world. Great article GR!
  • Skooch - October 27, 2008 10:04 p.m.

    I can just imagine someone grabbing their Wii Remote, pressing the B button and shooting a small tasty treat straight through their very expensive TV.
  • Gonri 13 - October 27, 2008 9:37 p.m.

    I agree about the Seth Macfarlane youtube videos, not as funny as Family Guy. The Mario one is definately the best.
  • oreomonkey - October 27, 2008 9:33 p.m.

    if that wii remote shoots out candies couldnt you trick ur friend into shooting himself in the face. tell him the controls are put the back toward your face and just press b. i would replace the candies with paintballs
  • bl00dyvalen7ine - October 27, 2008 8:57 p.m.

    DUDE! The Mario mints taste like ASS, they're nasty... in fact we payed my friend like 5 bucks to eat like 10 at once
  • Thequestion 121 - October 27, 2008 8:08 p.m.

    I just love your World of Nintendo articles! That picture of Kirby is simply horrifying!!!! Also, FIRST!!!!!