We try to be roundly educated gamers. We claim broad interests and experience. But the truth is that we all have our fears and foibles; those bogey-games we’ll gladly feign Legionnaire’s Disease to avoid. But real men face their fears. We knew we had to grit our teeth and install these detested titles or forever have our parentage questioned. ...
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Once the lights turn from red to green at the start of a race, the only thought is to weave to the front of the pack and stay there until the chequered flag is in sight. But those three seconds spent on the starting grid is an experience relived again and again, causing a garage full of gridline starts to be burned into a gamer's brain. Our question is, how well can you remember them? ...
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If you’ve been playing games long enough, you’ll know that Nintendo loves to drip feed each of their systems with a “sequel” to an existing, beloved franchise. But something’s different now. The Wii has released most big name titles within the console’s relatively short 18-month span - Zelda, Metroid, Mario, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Mario Party, WarioWare and hell, even Paper Mario.It’s no ...
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We can't believe how much the world of gaming has progressed over the last few years. So join us as we look back at the shocking technology that used to impress us. It's not going to be pretty ...
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The word “extreme” has been reduced to a mere excuse to highlight the letter ‘x,’ the reigning king of all letters. Just look at it, crossing out all the shit you did on your to-do list, always telling you where treasure and porn are. In fact, marketing shmucks love it so much, they figure it should never be anything but the first letter of a word.Xtreme! Xtra! Xplosion! Xtra Xtreme Xplosion XXX! ...
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Celebrities get caught in a lot of ugly situations. Half naked on the beach. Wasted at an all-night rave. Dazed and confused during a police mug shot. Puffy and discolored after a botched plastic surgery.
Nothing, however, compares to the horror and humiliation of appearing in a videogame. ...
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GamesRadar sister mags in the UK, NGamer and GamesMaster, each caught sightings of truly dedicated gaming fans, and each emerged to tell the tale of a world-record setting gathering, perhaps without full dignity intact.NGamer UK’s encounterFaceless suits shuffle along the south bank of the Thames, hurrying to their workplaces to get out of the cold. Their progress is cut short by 20 mini Marios followed by a steady ...
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Rejoice! For many years the zany Nintendo peripheral was a diminishing phenomenon. But no longer. Thanks to the Wii, all manner of weird and wonderful accessories are being released again, while the Virtual Console continues to churn up deep feelings of nostalgia for the games and peripherals of ages past. ...
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Somewhere deep in your home is a writhing kraken composed of aged controllers and miles of unused cords. It's silently taunting you, daring you to assault its unchecked growth. You keep away for months, even years, scared to plunge into the brambles of ancient AV cables just for the sake of organization. Earlier this week, I dared to venture close and emerged victorious. Treasures were found, objects once ...
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If you’ve ever opened a text book (those things people try to push on you when you’re not playing games), you know that they’re full of words – often large ones. Why can’t someone just condense everything you need to know into a series of bite-sized, uber-convenient nuggets of colorful joy? Well suck this into your eyeball holes, friends, we’ve got GRAPHS AND CHARTS. (See Figure 0-1 for clarification.) ...
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TV shows about videogames have been rubbish since the very dawn of time, no? Well usually, yes. But there are glimmers of hope. Join us on a trawl through television history as we appraise the situation. ...
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Got a fast internet connection? Then bag yourself the Rom Check Fail game and Tetroid 2012 before somebody demands they’re taken offline permanently. If they haven’t been already. Just a little tip for you there. And now, here are some amusing/cute pictures of cats... ...
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Whoever said videogames have no cultural value needs a shot in the mouth - or they need to sit down with The Longest Journey, Metal Gear Solid or any of the other games on our list of Best Videogame Stories EVER. A good story isn’t necessary for a good game (Halo, Super Mario Galaxy or Tetris, anyone?) but that’s what makes the games on our list just that much more important. These are good games with amazing stories of epic ...
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