WiiWare tries to get hot and heavy with Sexy Poker but falls flat on its face. It's a terrible poker game that no casual player could fail at and pervs will find more "sexy" in a Sears underwear catalog.
Available on:
Wii
Genre: Other Games/Compilations Release date:
25 Sep 2009
Published by: Gameloft Developed by: Gameloft
Appropriately, you can play Sexy Poker one-handed. We used the spare hand to repeatedly punch ourselves in the head, but you can use it however you wish. The fact that this is an excruciatingly awful and embarrassing game is not entirely surprising – anything with the word ‘sexy’ in the title usually is – but it even manages to get the ‘poker’ bit wrong. ...