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Sexy Poker


WiiWare tries to get hot and heavy with Sexy Poker but falls flat on its face. It's a terrible poker game that no casual player could fail at and pervs will find more "sexy" in a Sears underwear catalog.


Available on: Wii
Genre: Other Games/Compilations
Release date: Aug 3, 2009
Published by: Gameloft
Developed by: Gameloft
Multiplayer Modes:
Offline
1 player SOLO
1 NO VALUE
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Screenshots updated Nov 5, 2009
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Appropriately, you can play Sexy Poker one-handed. We used the spare hand to repeatedly punch ourselves in the head, but you can use it however you wish. The fact that this is an excruciatingly awful and embarrassing game is not entirely surprising – anything with the word ‘sexy’ in the title usually is – but it even manages to get the ‘poker’ bit wrong. ...
spliffsucker93  - 4 months 10 days ago
every person who plays poker with a computer or by themselves will grow up to be a 40 year old virgin
spliffsucker93  - 4 months 10 days ago
every person who plays poker with a computer or by themselves will grow up to be a 40 year old virgin
ESRB Rating
Sexy Poker is rated:
Mature
Simulated Gambling, Suggestive Themes
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