Brock Will Get a Girlfriend
For the last decade or so, no male has made more attempts to win the heart of a female than this excellent Pokemon breeder. The attempts were mostly pathetic, but you have to admire Brock's consistency, resiliency, and fortitude. Most men would live the rest of their lives in a cave if they went through a tenth of the rejection Brock has experienced. We firmly believe that Brock will indeed win the heart of some fair maiden, but not in 2008... or 2009... 2010 isn't looking so good either.
Betting Line: +2,390

For this week's giveaway, the prize is a Ho-Oh. Gracing the box of Pokemon Gold, some people think this legendary bird controls the legendary cats (Entei, Raikou, and Suicune). Its colorful plumage is thought to be lucky - we're just hoping that some of the luck will translate into Gold/Silver for the DS. To win this Ho-Oh, just head on over to our Pokemon general discussion board and look for a thread called "Pokemusings #29: Win a Ho-Oh!!!"

Jan 24, 2008