It used to be that games and exercise went together like sex and tax preparation, but now the workout genre has grown to become one of the largest and most lucrative genres in the industry. In light of this sweat-sweat revolution, The Exergame Network (TEN) has seen fit to introduce its own health-based rating system, much to the dismissive wanking motions of gamers without kids everywhere...
It used to be that games and exercise went together like sex and tax preparation, but now the workout genre has grown to become one of the largest and most lucrative genres in the industry. In light of this sweat-sweat revolution, The Exergame Network (TEN) has seen fit to introduce its own health-based rating system, much to the dismissive wanking motions of gamers without kids everywhere...
Konami's massively long press conference was filled with brand-new announcements, with Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia and Rock Revolution taking center stage. We even caught a glimpse of Pyramid Head in Silent Hill: Homecoming. But for all the music game junkies who desperately need a new set of 120BPM songs to dance to, there were three glistening new editions of DDR set up for the fall.
DanceDance Revolution
Konami's massively long press conference was filled with brand-new announcements, with Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia and Rock Revolution taking center stage. We even caught a glimpse of Pyramid Head in Silent Hill: Homecoming. But for all the music game junkies who desperately need a new set of 120BPM songs to dance to, there were three glistening new editions of DDR set up for the fall.
DanceDance Revolution
Hey, housewives. When you're done taking your girls to Little Miss Pageant rehearsals, you can unwind back at home with Dance On Broadway.
From the people who brought you hit titles like Just Dance and Imagine Babyz, Dance On Broadway empowers these FragDolls-in-training to be independent and be free. At least until hubby comes home...
Our initial reaction to Dead Space hero Isaac Clarke's appearance in Skate 3 was one of semi-shocked amusement. Then we realized, oh wait, EA's been pimping this poor guy out ever since he landed on the Ishimura.
Four OTHER Dead Space cameos inside!
Freedom of speech? Bah! Who wants that? Games are clearly rotting humanity’s collective eternal soul and must be banned accordingly. The following collection of violent, titillating titles have offended censors all over the world. Some have been beaten to death by the banning bat for their gory deaths, others for displaying acts of girl-on-girl action, while one was even banned for having a two-headed cow. Really, just what is this
You may be relieved or further distressed by Dark Souls II's new co-director's ambitions for the game, but there's only one way to find out...
PG head Atsushi Inaba says he'd be interested for the right price...
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