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Sep 18, 2009
Wii Feature | Paper Mario
Wii - Paper Mario - Nintendo Time Capsule: 1997-2001

Nintendo is known for producing unintentionally hilarious promotional videos. In the mid-to-late ‘90s the company pumped out at least one VHS tape a year, each focusing on whatever the newest, greatest release happened to be. Some have become quite famous since then, sprouting all over YouTube and message boards across the net. ...

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Sep 11, 2009
Wii Feature | Paper Mario
Wii - Paper Mario - The complete history of Mario RPGs

Mario has done it all, appearing in nearly every type of game imaginable. His (usual) success in every field is unparalleled in the realm of gaming mascots, but of all his spin-offs, our favorites have been Mario's forays into the world of role-playing games. Just like in every other genre, Mario made it his own while still keeping it fun for the level-grinding, loot-collectors. ...

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Apr 23, 2009
Wii Feature | Party Fun Pirate
Wii - Party Fun Pirate - Trailer Trash

We really scraped the bottom of the barrel to come up with this week’s Trailer Trash. These videos are so terrible that we had to say some bad words, so if you’re easily offended, please move along. There’s nothing to see here ...

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Apr 17, 2009
Wii Feature | Pet Pals: Animal Doctor
Wii - Pet Pals: Animal Doctor - The 15 stupidest game types Wii invented

Who would’ve thought in the years after the Wii unveiled its dual white wands that the system’s defining genre would become multiple genres? Don’t you dare call them cheap knock offs! They’re called “Party” games, mister! Why are they so prevalent? ...

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Apr 1, 2008
Wii Feature | Plattchen Twist 'n' Paint - WiiWare
Wii - Plattchen Twist 'n' Paint - WiiWare - The Wonderful World of WiiWare With a majestic blast of mighty horns we herald the arrival of WiiWare, a veritable gaming revolution. Not revolutionary in its downloadable content ways, mind - people have been fattening their game libraries with downloaded extras ever since Shakespeare released a half-arsed Defender clone based on Twelfth Night (available through Wi-Pigeon). No, it’s the freedom from the creative shackles of cold corporate games development that has ...
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Jul 20, 2009
Wii Feature | Pokemon Battle Revolution
Wii - Pokemon Battle Revolution - The Top 7... evil corporations

Yes, your boss is evil. The fritzy coffee machine and the copier are evil. The guy in your department who says, “long lunch today?” is pure evil. There’s probably a sub-cavern in hell with extra bubbly lava reserved for people who say “taskforce,” “mindshare,” “workflow,” “ping,” “team player,” “value add” or “pro-active.” ...

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Jul 8, 2009
Wii Feature | Pokemon Battle Revolution

Just because a game gets rated 'Mature' doesn't mean it's going to be grown up and serious and any better than something deemed suitable for younger gamers. However, chances are it is probably going to be more fun, simply because it'll have more violence, more sexy, more swearing, more alcohol. And all of those things, as any responsible adult will tell you, are the main ingredients for a good time. In our opinion, the following games could ...

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Mar 19, 2009
Wii Feature | Pokemon Battle Revolution
Wii - Pokemon Battle Revolution - How Pokemon are born

With Pokemon Platinum’s North American release only a few days away, we sat down for a chat with Pokemon Company/GAME FREAK Board Director Junichi Masuda, and GAME FREAK Designer and Developer Takeshi Kawachimaru. Mr. Masuda has been with GAME FREAK since 1989 and has been with the Pokemon franchise since its beginning. ...

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Jan 28, 2009
Wii Feature | Pokemon Battle Revolution

Number one. By it's very definition it should characterize top drawer excellence. But when it comes to the game charts we know that's not always the case. Here we present the very worst games - the absolute crud of the crop - that have made it to the heady heights of number one in the US and UK since 2005.

Hit number one: 10 February 2007Platform: DSGame Rankings average: 67%

Port of a decent 10 year-old N64 Mario ...

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Jun 19, 2008
Wii Feature | Pokemon Battle Revolution
Wii - Pokemon Battle Revolution - Pokemusings, week 50

Welcome to a historic, momentous, and jubilant occasion: the 50th issue of Pokemusings! It's hard to believe that we've been talking to you about Pokemon for 50 weeks! It's been a fantastic ride and we're so thrilled that you joined us for the journey. To celebrate this occasion, we're going to take a look back at how Diamond/Pearl has changed since its release, hold a spectacular giveaway, and make a very important announcement. Let's get ...

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