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Which Resident Evil hero is best dressed for a zombie apocalypse?

We doubt high heels would be suitable for Judgment Day

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK



The look: Extreme carpet fitter

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Sure it takes him a while to get dressed for work in the mornings, but when it comes to the business of butchering bio-organic mutants and infected natives, Chris knows that the number of things he has strapped to his body is directly proportional to his chances of survival. He also has several nuclear warheads concealed inside his biceps.






The look: Daisy Duke does Tour de France

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The all-in-one skin suit may give her an aerodynamic edge, but there's a potentially fatal flaw in Claire's choice of costume. Human flesh is considered a delicacy among zombies, so if you know you're going to be exposed to the living dead it's always advisable to cover up any tasty-looking body tissue. Just to avoid any of those embarrassing 'I'm being eaten alive' moments.






The look: Unemployed fork-lift driver

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Of course he'd be well equipped - he's the weapons guy. But he's pushing 50 and we have to wonder if he could really be bothered with the fuss of it all. We suspect that when the dark clouds of doomsday began to gather, Barry Burton would lock the door, unplug the phone, settle into his favourite armchair with a few Buds and watch the whole thing on cable.






The look: Sexy safari

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The absolute antithesis of vulnerable, Sheva is a walking fortress that is equal parts kick-ass and intimidating feminine sexuality. She's got a tattoo, enough cowhide to make an entire cow, impeccable bone structure and an enormous f***king gun. We have no doubt that if the zombie apocalypse was pre-ceeded by an atomic holocaust and followed by another ice age, Sheva would make it through without so much as a broken nail.


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34 Comments
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oryandymackie  - 8 months 22 days ago 
"Extreme carpet fitter". Good one.
Unoriginal  - 8 months 22 days ago 
Who comes on a top secret undercover mission to Spain where you have to battle hordes of crazy farmers, chainsaw wielding maniacs, monsters and a midget castle lord in a red dress?
Seriously
noogy18  - 8 months 22 days ago 
I had a fringe like Leons when I was a kid

rofl

bad times =[

Rick Astley@ Action Man Party, haha, imagine that.
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Unemployed fork lift driver, hahaha
s3ct10n8  - 8 months 21 days ago 
I loled at the "zombie am scared of giant"
noobmasteroftehworld  - 8 months 21 days ago 
i love all the zombie comments, they're hilarious
Hobojedi  - 8 months 21 days ago 
I would think Ada Wong would just trip when running away.
Cwf2008  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Some of the pictures are messed up. And hilarious article
Ravenbom  - 8 months 21 days ago 
"David Bowie piloting the Memphis Belle"
QFT!
Nitemarish  - 8 months 21 days ago 
"She's got a tattoo, enough cowhide to make an entire cow, impeccable bone structure and an enormous f***king gun."
ROFL
Defguru7777  - 8 months 21 days ago 
"Unemployed fork-lift driver" was my favorite.
TheNinja  - 8 months 21 days ago 
i never thought an article about zombies could have the word sexy in it so many times.
Stabby_Joe  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Mmmm... Jill Sandwich...
NelosAngelos  - 8 months 21 days ago 
Mmmmm sexy burger. Seriously Ada, you're turning heads for all the wrong reasons. I think I'd be pretty ok for a zombie outbreak, thick fabric cargo pants, steel toed boots, knitted fingerless gloves. I'd just need to change my shirt and probably put on my trench coat...if I can get past the risk of ruining it during Z-Day
Ensoul  - 8 months 21 days ago 
What about Tofu? He's made of Tofu. Zombies don't eat Tofu (as far as I know); he'd be invincible. Otherwise a fine account of who to emulate if/when the Zombies come.
GamesRadar_MattCundy  - 8 months 21 days ago 
@Ensoul

Good point. Although if I was made of tofu (even sexy tofu) I think I'd rather be dead anyway.

And I'm a vegetarian!
drunation  - 8 months 21 days ago 
sexy safari. Thats awesome, but when did under armor start making zombie killing spec op shirts?
deathrebellion  - 8 months 21 days ago 
ummm safari
StAnger  - 8 months 20 days ago 
Douche bag's girlfriend XD. Hilarious article!
Gsindahouse  - 8 months 20 days ago 
that's actually pretty funny, man
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