PDC World Championship Darts 2009 - Trailer

When did professional darts players attain to the status of WWE stars, playing to stadiums full of screaming fans and strutting into the place with an effing intro?



 Check out the swagger on this schlub:


Above: You know he was just hitting that up in his room

Bluster aside, there is no way that holding a Wii remote like a dart is “realistic.” That’s just bad ergonomics. An actual dartboard takes up less space than your TV and Wii, plus it is more fun to play. Even more worrisome: there’s a year in the title, which can only mean that annual installments are planned. Gaaaaaaah!


EA Sports Active - Journal 



Push button make thing better. Getting mainstream America into gaming means tapping into the body image obsession (and inevitable self loathing) prevalent in our culture. Enter EA Sports Active, with its cloyingly motivational “Journal” feature to dole out shiny medals when you meet its boilerplate nutrition and exercise goals.

Free Realms - Launch trailer



You know what would appeal to everybody? Everything! Free Realms is Sony’s unweildy amalgamation of fantasy MMO, card battler and casual games portal. We think the opening shot of the trailer, where we’re treated to a face full of flying squirrel ass, sums up the whole thing rather nicely. They should have just stopped there.