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The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games

The most criminal imperfections of all time

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

The best parts: Red shells; green shells; mushrooms; bananas; stars.

The WORST part:          BLUE SHELL

You're in first place. You've nailed every curve, dodged every obstacle, capitalized on every power up and kept every other racer firmly in your rearview mirror. You haven't committed a single mistake in three straight laps. You're perfect... but, in the world of Mario Kart, you're the most vulnerable player on the track.

Why? Because the blue shell is waiting... waiting to utterly obliterate every ounce of your hard work in one infuriating instant. The blue shell is more than an item that automatically targets the racer in first place. The blue shell is an item that punishes winners, while giving an unearned advantage to losers. The blue shell is an item that favors random luck over practice and skill. The blue shell is Nintendo at its worst, emphasizing dumbed-down family fun with Little Timmy and Grandpa over honest-to-goodness gaming.

Seriously, what other title penalizes you for doing well? What other life experience teaches you that being the best... is bad? What if Mario Kart's twisted logic was applied to any other competition? The idea is ludicrous:

 

 

 


Dishonorable mention: What's worse than being done in at the last minute by a spiny winged turtle appendage? Try losing because the AI magically erased the distance between you and your computer opponents. Rubber banding blows.


For more Top 7 countdowns, browse our Top 7 Compendium.

Hear more about this article in TalkRadar.

Jun 16, 2008

 
15 Comments
marcusfenix22 - 3 months 1 day ago
i hate the flood in halo so much and the slow elevators in mass effect SUCK!
al455 - 2 months 29 days ago
Cortana on ledgendary...stopped playing after 10 seconds of torture.
CookieMonstersCousin - 2 months 26 days ago
I played ocorania of time when i was a lil kid and i had to quit after i got to the water temple because i couldnt figure it out a couple years l8er i tried to beat it it took me a month o figure out wihout cheats...... when i played twilight princess i was afraid to play water temple because of the last water temple i played :P
tazzfalcon - 2 months 18 days ago
The Blue Shell thing is spot on. And if you try to tell the losers whove been trailing you the whole damn race that its unfair they flame you for being a winger... ludicris.
rockykid19 - 2 months 18 days ago
has this ever happened to you? i killed the anti-link finally after a half hour, then that sucky thing eat me, for some reason i opened the door and came back, and all my shit was gone, including my blue tunic
slapme7times - 2 months 18 days ago
Great article... GR has the best random shit like this around...

too bad their reviews aren't has hardcore... too many high scores you bastards.
KHfan - 2 months 13 days ago
i think the trouble of building a gummi ship in kingdom hearts is much worse then flying it and yes, the mermaid songs are really annoying!!!!!!!!
NullG7 - 2 months 2 days ago
GR is right Legend Of Zelda + Water = Anoyingly imposible game
gudtarplaya - 2 months 1 day ago
OMG! the time limit in dead rising is soo effin annoying! ill be like, oh i have enough time so i'll go work out, and when ur done u failed the game
Gabenader - 1 month 27 days ago
OMG! i hate the blue shells so much! i was almost down with star cup 1st place 150cc and BAM! 4th place!and dead rising would be the best game ever without the damn time limit!
cultofbananas - 1 month 22 days ago
Those blue shell pics are freaking hilarious!
SEF - 1 month 17 days ago
Dude, what? I personally enjoyed the water temple, and Wind Waker. But I will agree that tingle is an asshole.
Evolution - 8 days 4 hours ago
yeah!the blue shells are a real pain
IpOd - 1 day 10 hours ago
yes the mermaid songs was very FRUSTRATING and still yet im stuck on that mission >.<
yoshileeiscute - 7 hours 41 minutes ago
lol those were hilarious pictures of the blue shell.
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