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The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

We give the beautifully repugnant and disgustingly delectable some recognition

Words: Matt Cundy, GamesRadar UK

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It would be ultimately satisfying to be a double-hard ugly bastard like this. Let's face it, no one's going to try poking your hole without an invite when you've got full-sleeve tattoos and a skull-frontage that resembles a Klingon with the wrinkles ironed out. The head is a skin-covered wrecking ball, raw aggression carved into it with a diamond-tipped screwdriver and carefully furnished with an expression ripped from Satan's own demonic Monday morning face. This is power and ugly tag-teaming on a man's shoulder boulder. Give it the respect it deserves.

 
3 Comments
Jumpman19972 - 1 month 11 days ago
FIRST!
ryno - 4 days 18 hours ago
so thats what the master chief looks like
ryno - 4 days 16 hours ago
you forgot Ethan Thomas from Condemnd 2

great article
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