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The Top 7... Gamers' New Year's resolutions

Your guide to a happy, healthy new year of gaming

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

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1. Buy a PS3

With exclusive abbreviations like MGS4 and FFXIII creeping up, all of your justifications for avoiding Sony’s polarizing console are starting to slip away. We know this because being within twenty feet of a PS3 gives us incredible psychic powers.

If you’re still fiddling with a PS2, you can only last so long on the few decent games that are still being released. How many more times are you going to beat God of War II or Persona 3?

At the risk of being labeled Sony fanboys (we’ve been called worse), our advice to you is to hawk it, all of it, and buy a PS3 (unless you still haven’t played Okami and Shadow of the Colossus, in which case, do that first).

If you’re a dedicated Wii or 360 owner, good for you, but you’re still not going to get to play MGS4 (probably). Our psychic powers tell us that you’re pretty damn jealous.

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As for the editors at GamesRadar, we’ve resolved to stop alienating our readers with articles that harshly criticize them for no reason and claim that they’re jealous of our PS3s. It’s childish and mean.

Still hungry for lists of things that are loosely connected by common themes? Idly consume some of our other poignant Top 7s, which include such self-proclaimed classics as controversies waiting to happen and girl-on-girl kisses.

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TheKitchenSink - 1 month 1 day ago

Bwahaha. Just leafing through these, came to page 5.

I don't have the game, but I *do* have Okami. And I never finished it. I got pretty far, but other things popped up and I played them and I was going to play but then I didn't and then I said to myself "you're not going to play this for like another two years despite your best intentions, are you?" and then that happened and I completed a run-on sentence.

But yeah, I saw that and I was like, "yeah...Okami..." same thing with Metroid Prime 2. Oh well.

And then at the end of it, the article tells me to play Okami ;_;

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