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The House of the Dead: Overkill


GamesRadar's predictions for gaming in 2009

Guaranteed 100% accurate unless wrong

Words: GamesRadar UK


QTEs will continue to smother actual proper gaming

Sure, they've been around a while and there are occasions when a QTE is the best way to interact with a scenario, but right now quick-time events are beginning to get on our tits.

As devs feel the continued pressure to make their games more accessible, these wheelchair-ramp devices are used more and more to accommodate players who would otherwise have to face up to the fact that they're crap at games. We're already encountering the proddy-button method more than we think is necessary, but we can only see it becoming a bigger and even more frequent feature in 2009.

Above: The shape of controllers to come if QTEs aren't stopped

The recent Prince of Persia took things to the extreme, with way too much of the action feeling like an extended exercise in mechanical button poking. Call it nostalgia if you like, but we used to take some perverse pleasure in overcoming a challenge that required a significant degree of skill. Recently it seems that as long as you're not cursed with the motor neurone reflexes of a binge-drinking tortoise, besting demons from another universe is as easy as depressing a digit when the game tells you to do so. And that's boring.


GTA will shake up the DS for the better

The DS is this generation's PS2. Hugely successful, stacked with great games, and installed in the homes of people who don't even have homes, its market dominance and lower production costs have also sadly led to staleness in its line-up, turning it into an easy-money dumping ground for lazy publishers.

Above: Let's see Patrick Stewart advertising this one

We can see all that changing this year. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars is coming, very probably bringing with it a full-scale GTA adventure with the top-down mechanics of the originals and the monkey-punching lunacy the series has become known for. There's nothing else like that on the platform right now, and as long as it makes money - which it will - it might well kick off a movement towards many more full-sized AAA games appearing on the handheld. Super Mario 64 showed us that this stuff is possible way back at the system's launch, but a couple of notables aside, third-parties haven't really followed that example.

C'mon Rockstar. Show them how it's done.


The Wii will be good, but no-one will care

MadWorld, Sin and Punishment 2, Wii Sports Resort, The Conduit, Fatal Frame 4, Tenchu 4, Dead Rising, House of the Dead, Punchout!!, Mushroom Men, Deadly Creatures, Muramasa... How the hell did the Wii suddenly get one of the most promising exclusive line-ups of the year? It's exactly the kind of library it needed last year, but therein, we fear, lies the problem.

Above: He just wants to be loved

Don't get us wrong; providing these titles turn out as well as we hope, we're going to champion them until our fingertips bleed and the world suffers a global hyperbole shortage. We just worry that it's all coming a little too late. If the Wii had established itself with this kind of hardcore goodness a year ago, all would be fine, but with the 360 and PS3 already providing most of what we want in glorious high def, how many core gamers are even going to remember that this stuff exists?

And if we don't give it a second glance, the casual market who own the majority of Wiis certainly won't. As for those waggled up Gamecube ports, forget it. We can practically guarantee that they'll be the only core games Nintendo will bother to promote all year, but any core player who wants those games will have bought them last generation already. And given the choice of Pikmin or Wii Sports 2, if the casuals do buy any new games, which one are they realistically going to go for?


Steam will own the PC market

Sorry Microsoft, you can forget Games For Windows Live. Valve has got it all sewn up. Steam has of course been doing standardised videogame connectivity, community and digital distribution nigh-flawlessly for years now, but last year saw the balance of power really begin to shift as high profile third-parties such as Capcom jumped on board to publish their PC titles through the platform.

Above: "I am your god now"

With Ubisoft and EA just signed up, it now seems inevitable that Steam is going to be the way forward for PC gaming and software distribution. The ease of use, lower overheads and reliable DRM completely free of SecuROM means that everyone wins.


 
48 Comments
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Jordo141  - 10 months 21 days ago 
Brillant article
Z-man427  - 10 months 21 days ago 
I doubt Jade will be back until 2010. I hope you're right though. she's pretty hot
Tasty_Pasta  - 10 months 21 days ago 
"More loved than Bambi, Morgan Freeman and Fridays combined"

Hahahaha, GR, you're fantastic. I have high hopes for '09
fionnoh  - 10 months 21 days ago 
"Motion Plus will only invigorate games if developers make titles founded on interesting mechanics, inventive premises or deep gameplay."

they wont, of course they wont. and if they do i'll die climbing the mountain of shovelware trying to get to it.
Bored6666  - 10 months 21 days ago 
yes 2009: the year well all be rubbing the inside of lucky pocket about jade raymond. "cough" hope the wii comes back to ther hard core and the psp comes back into focus, hopefull with other titles like resistance psp.
sixboxes  - 10 months 21 days ago 
Smart of you to put Jade Raymond at the end of the article. I wouldn't have remembered a single word had you put her photo at the beginning.
Jimmyjammy  - 10 months 21 days ago 
Oh I don't think I'll ever get over the loss of Timesplitters 4. For me this is like someone saying that there isn't going to be a new Metal Gear Solid, y'know, other than Hideo kojima (after every sequel).
cjzoom  - 10 months 21 days ago 
haha :D
tumbleweed dlc for home :P
Mackster-901  - 10 months 21 days ago 
how does the ds have good games..........ther sh*t psp r betta

add me 4 ps3 Mackster-901
Synster  - 10 months 21 days ago 
I have yet to experience the greatness I have heard that is LittleBigPlanet, and I await to, but, I think Sony has enough logic to not burn Sackboy out to utter Death, like Nintendo has Mario and Link(Though the Legend of Zelda games have been properly diversed throughout Handhelds and Consoles, amazingly).
ELpork  - 10 months 21 days ago 
PS: Tekken 6: Ultra bloodline remix on the PSP is a no brainier as well.
Snarf  - 10 months 21 days ago 
What is SecuROM, I keep hearing abount it but I don't know what it is exactly.
TrIp13G  - 10 months 21 days ago 
Jade Raymond = meh. The rest is dead-on for me, though.
RandyChimp  - 10 months 21 days ago 
i pretty much agree on everything there. Sony should make the sackboy their mascot, release LBP on PSP, really fix Home (PROPERLY!!!) and the wii will slowly fall. It's harsh of me to say, but the only reason its WAAAAAAAY ahead is casual gamers and gamers dragged into a fad. once that falls apart, it'll be in the same league as the ps3 and 360, in terms of monthly sales. I wouldn't mind fair sales actually, i like the idea of all the machines selling well. of course, that won't stop people being assholes online.
RebornKusabi  - 10 months 21 days ago 
The only thing I can remember about Jade Raymond is that hilarious comic she was "in", you know the one. What exactly is it that she did that was so important besides hold coat racks and fetch the other programmers coffee and food? Whatever...

However you want real female role models in gaming then you gotta start with where they really matter- in video games. Chell, Alex Vance, Shanoa and others that I have forgotten have already paved the way, now it all relies on the game companies to figure out that "Hey, we ask gamers DO actually want strong female leads that are not half-naked and have huge tittie; I swear, we already know what new character is going to be in Soul Caliber 5... Ivy's breast! They are getting so massive that they might as well give them their own portrait!

Oh and I would count Casual Mommy and Granny out of the picture just yet- there are still going to be decently rediculious sells on Casual games this year if the 2 goddamn million units of the Wii being sold is any indication of it! >_> In fact, I'm pretty positive that those "games" will over-shadow the better ones a la No More Heroes. I wouldn't call the success of the Wii a fad either- many of these same people that bought a Wii also said gaming as a whole was a fad during the late 80's/early 90's.

Here is to hoping on Sega ****ing listening to people and making a 2-D Sonic game but the odds of that happening are very slim. Also I'm tired of Sony's ignorance, they need to get their shit together and make some good games besides MGS4, LBP and... actually that's all I can think of right now lol! Considering I own all three systems, I seem to be spending more time with my 360 then I do with my Wii or PS3 and that is pretty sad.

Needless to say, good article and good job!
Tochy  - 10 months 21 days ago 
jade ftw
GoldenMe  - 10 months 21 days ago 
@Mackster- FFFFFFFFAAAAAIIILLLLZZZZZZZZ
dandubya  - 10 months 21 days ago 
Very good article. That pic you used for Home sh!tting the bed is some of the after effects Chernobyl disatster. It's right next to the famous Farris Wheel. Just thought I'd point that out.
zymn  - 10 months 21 days ago 
whoa.
Jade Raymond SHOULD return.


But in Playboy. :D
animeman  - 10 months 21 days ago 
the psp really needs to step it up or it will fail before the end of the year.
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