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GamesRadar's predictions for gaming in 2009

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Words: GamesRadar UK


Sony will properly exploit the popularity of Sackboy

More loved than Bambi, Morgan Freeman and Fridays combined; Sony’s stupidly huggable and charming mascot is the best symbol the company can use to market their faltering PS3. The little guy appeals to everyone, from your elderly relatives, the brazenly hardcore and even big Reg over at Nintendo. Being almost infinitely customizable he can pretty much adapt into any situation and, subsequently, almost any kind of game.

Above: Expect the Church of the Sack to be singing Sony’s praises before the end of the year

That’s why we fully expect 2009 to be the year when a host of Sackboy-sponsored software hits our shelves. We can see it now, Sackboy Kart Racing, Super Smash Sackboy, Sackboy: World in Wool. If a fat Italian can play golf, tennis and beat up bounty hunters while he’s not saving ludicrously kidnapable princesses, then why shouldn’t Sony diversify their material man with some spin-offs?


It will be a good year for lady characters

While Ivy’s exposed chest and Gloria’s lack of undercrackers in DMC 4 set back the image of strong, believable female games characters by a decade last year, there were a few ladies who did girl power proud. Faith in Mirror’s Edge, Chell from Portal: Still Alive, PoP’s Elika; they all did their part for gender equality in games.

Above: A brutal, murdering witch, a woman toting a gun and a heroine who likes to photograph stuffed corpses; now that’s girl power

2009 looks set to be an even stronger year for self-reliant heroines and we’d much rather play Ruby from Wet, Bayonetta or Heavy Rain’s sleuthing star than some genero space marine who sounds like he smokes 60 a day and whose emotionally deadened repertoire stretches from mildly pissed to slightly more mildly pissed.


Wii Motion Plus will fail to excite gamers

Above: "*sigh* I just want GTA: Wii"

Wii Motion Plus will excite gamers… if every one comes with free money, can give you a sensual back rub and can single-handedly enrich the mechanics of every empty, shallow Wii waggle-fest out there. The problem is, while it might make those racket swings and sword slashes more accurate, it can’t fundamentally make games that just revolve around mindless motion controls engaging. Motion Plus will only invigorate games if developers make titles founded on interesting mechanics, inventive premises or deep gameplay.


 
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Jordo141  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Brillant article
Z-man427  - 10 months 25 days ago 
I doubt Jade will be back until 2010. I hope you're right though. she's pretty hot
Tasty_Pasta  - 10 months 25 days ago 
"More loved than Bambi, Morgan Freeman and Fridays combined"

Hahahaha, GR, you're fantastic. I have high hopes for '09
fionnoh  - 10 months 25 days ago 
"Motion Plus will only invigorate games if developers make titles founded on interesting mechanics, inventive premises or deep gameplay."

they wont, of course they wont. and if they do i'll die climbing the mountain of shovelware trying to get to it.
Bored6666  - 10 months 25 days ago 
yes 2009: the year well all be rubbing the inside of lucky pocket about jade raymond. "cough" hope the wii comes back to ther hard core and the psp comes back into focus, hopefull with other titles like resistance psp.
sixboxes  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Smart of you to put Jade Raymond at the end of the article. I wouldn't have remembered a single word had you put her photo at the beginning.
Jimmyjammy  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Oh I don't think I'll ever get over the loss of Timesplitters 4. For me this is like someone saying that there isn't going to be a new Metal Gear Solid, y'know, other than Hideo kojima (after every sequel).
cjzoom  - 10 months 25 days ago 
haha :D
tumbleweed dlc for home :P
Mackster-901  - 10 months 25 days ago 
how does the ds have good games..........ther sh*t psp r betta

add me 4 ps3 Mackster-901
Synster  - 10 months 25 days ago 
I have yet to experience the greatness I have heard that is LittleBigPlanet, and I await to, but, I think Sony has enough logic to not burn Sackboy out to utter Death, like Nintendo has Mario and Link(Though the Legend of Zelda games have been properly diversed throughout Handhelds and Consoles, amazingly).
ELpork  - 10 months 25 days ago 
PS: Tekken 6: Ultra bloodline remix on the PSP is a no brainier as well.
Snarf  - 10 months 25 days ago 
What is SecuROM, I keep hearing abount it but I don't know what it is exactly.
TrIp13G  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Jade Raymond = meh. The rest is dead-on for me, though.
RandyChimp  - 10 months 25 days ago 
i pretty much agree on everything there. Sony should make the sackboy their mascot, release LBP on PSP, really fix Home (PROPERLY!!!) and the wii will slowly fall. It's harsh of me to say, but the only reason its WAAAAAAAY ahead is casual gamers and gamers dragged into a fad. once that falls apart, it'll be in the same league as the ps3 and 360, in terms of monthly sales. I wouldn't mind fair sales actually, i like the idea of all the machines selling well. of course, that won't stop people being assholes online.
RebornKusabi  - 10 months 25 days ago 
The only thing I can remember about Jade Raymond is that hilarious comic she was "in", you know the one. What exactly is it that she did that was so important besides hold coat racks and fetch the other programmers coffee and food? Whatever...

However you want real female role models in gaming then you gotta start with where they really matter- in video games. Chell, Alex Vance, Shanoa and others that I have forgotten have already paved the way, now it all relies on the game companies to figure out that "Hey, we ask gamers DO actually want strong female leads that are not half-naked and have huge tittie; I swear, we already know what new character is going to be in Soul Caliber 5... Ivy's breast! They are getting so massive that they might as well give them their own portrait!

Oh and I would count Casual Mommy and Granny out of the picture just yet- there are still going to be decently rediculious sells on Casual games this year if the 2 goddamn million units of the Wii being sold is any indication of it! >_> In fact, I'm pretty positive that those "games" will over-shadow the better ones a la No More Heroes. I wouldn't call the success of the Wii a fad either- many of these same people that bought a Wii also said gaming as a whole was a fad during the late 80's/early 90's.

Here is to hoping on Sega ****ing listening to people and making a 2-D Sonic game but the odds of that happening are very slim. Also I'm tired of Sony's ignorance, they need to get their shit together and make some good games besides MGS4, LBP and... actually that's all I can think of right now lol! Considering I own all three systems, I seem to be spending more time with my 360 then I do with my Wii or PS3 and that is pretty sad.

Needless to say, good article and good job!
Tochy  - 10 months 25 days ago 
jade ftw
GoldenMe  - 10 months 25 days ago 
@Mackster- FFFFFFFFAAAAAIIILLLLZZZZZZZZ
dandubya  - 10 months 25 days ago 
Very good article. That pic you used for Home sh!tting the bed is some of the after effects Chernobyl disatster. It's right next to the famous Farris Wheel. Just thought I'd point that out.
zymn  - 10 months 25 days ago 
whoa.
Jade Raymond SHOULD return.


But in Playboy. :D
animeman  - 10 months 25 days ago 
the psp really needs to step it up or it will fail before the end of the year.
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