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GamerBlipsThe Legend Of Zelda: Crack Of Time
We’re willing to bet that these kids’ parents haven’t seen this film. It’s a bemusingly ghetto Zelda despite the total lack of attempt to cover up its suburban setting; a sweary, violent tale of hard drugs and animal abuse that would have Miyamoto mortified with guilt at what his work has inspired if he ever saw it. Pay particular attention to the watermelon fight. We reckon the third one actually breaks that kid’s ribs, and by the look of him at the end of it there’s a very real possibility that he might actually be dead.
If you understand any of this film, please don’t get in touch with us to explain it. People with your kind of thinking make us scared to go outside.
