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Facts about... the ice world

It floats in water

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US

The Earth has gone through at least four major ice ages in its past. The first is hypothesized to have been around 2.7 to 2.3 billion years ago, but who can really remember? The earliest well-documented ice age occurred between 850 and 630 million years ago and may have covered the entire surface of our planet with a permanent ice. Scientists call this state a Snowball Earth, disregarding that nobody exists who’d be large enough to toss such a ball of snow. There was a smaller ice age between 460 and 430 million years ago, one more 350 to 260 million years ago and we’re actually still in one that started 2.68 million years ago, though it just peaked about 20,000 years ago. Ice age is also a game.


Above: That was your first fact: Ice age is a game. We could go on

World 6 in Mario Bros. 3, Blizzard Man and Ice Man from the Mega Man series and that one planet in Mass Effect: frozen worlds aren’t just for movie-based spinoff games. We wanted to figure out why this motif keeps repeating itself, so we started coming up with some ideas: is it the safety of a proven level design? Do consumers respond well to level-types that appeared in Mario Bros games? Is it just an unwillingness or resistance to thinking outside of the box?

It turns out that none of those are even close to true. Any level’s theme is dependent on its temperature.

So what makes some levels cold and others not? Atmospheric composition, mostly, and particularly the concentrations of carbon dioxide and methane gas can have a drastic effect on the temperature of the entire level.  Also, the orbit around the sun can affect global temperature, and the movement of tectonic plates changes the location and amount of the continental and oceanic crust of the planet, which – you know – can make things hot or cold.


Above: Science shows us two typical inhabitants of two planets in separate orbits

Once an ordinary game level reaches the appropriate temperature, which is 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit, water freezes and it becomes known as the ice level. Or to say it simply, things go from this:


Above: Serious running faces

To this:


Above:  We don’t even need to put on warmer clothes

It’s obvious that Sonic and Mario are having a better time in the second screen, but what caused this change to happen? Well, we know that when the temperature drops the ice world is created, but does the temperature alone cause more happiness and fun in Mario and Sonic franchise collaborations? Let’s take a look at an estimate of how the addition of trillions of tons of frozen water might affect our planet.

Freezing the Earth certainly turns the chart bluer. But for those who are also concerned with the data, the levels of rocks trees and dirt are way down – sealed under glaciers and tons of snow. Ice is on the rise and obviously that translates into some fun game worlds. Need proof to back that up? Take a look at this chart of how much fun people, Mario and penguins usually have while living on different surfaces:


 
61 Comments
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Jacob816  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Oh Paul Ryan, will you ever stop with your non-sequitur articles?
GamesRadarCarolynGudmundson  - 5 months 16 days ago 
technically the bears from golden compass are panserbjørn (armored bears) which are different from polar bears.

everything else seemed pretty factual though, good job.
Turbobison  - 5 months 16 days ago 
A Paulie article, badass
Pocotron  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Woot! Woot! All aboard the Coooold Train!!
Pocotron  - 5 months 16 days ago 
yeah that was lame
Awesomeitude1523  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Facts about...... Gamesradar
1. They often churn out good articles on a consistent basis
2. They have a large fanbase
3. They are the kings (and queens) of random articles
4. They shur do love them some videogames
revrock  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Being from Minnesota, I actually live in an ice world (7-9 months of the year anyway). So this article rules! Also, I would like to mention that in the ice world we elect ex-wrestlers for Governor and fantasize about having decrepit old quarterbacks take our football team to a Super Bowl...
Turbobison  - 5 months 16 days ago 
I just thought about it...you should have talked about

Chill Penguin and Frost Walrus.

Just sayin.
skyguy343  - 5 months 16 days ago 
@ revrock

try canada. im freezing till june.

also how can a penguin have fun with trees?
Gonri 13  - 5 months 16 days ago 
You've got on your graph jungles are normal then regular. So do you live in a place where a jungle isn't closer to the equator than you are? If you check on a map I'm pretty sure there all at the hottest latitude on the globe.
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 5 months 16 days ago 
This is weird, but strangly cool. I want to say this is too random for my tastes but it is too awesome to not be for my tastes.

You have puzzled me Mr. Ryan.
JoeMasturbaby  - 5 months 16 days ago 
ice is cold.
FlyinMX  - 5 months 16 days ago 
I really do not understand you Paul. You make some really, um... interesting articles.
WolfAeter  - 5 months 16 days ago 
icy worlds are mainly painted on blue and white to put the feel of coldness in the area... and it looks cool

Great article Paul
MacGyver1138  - 5 months 16 days ago 
I want to be in an ice level right now. My office's air conditioning is broken, and it is a wonderfully humid 90 degrees Fahrenheit up here.
garnsr  - 5 months 16 days ago 
If you need to stop on ice, jump and turn back.
GamesRadarMikelReparaz  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Karnov's ice level wasn't slippery. This severely compromises my ability to understand our universe.
disturbedanomaly36  - 5 months 16 days ago 
i hated the fire level on Galaxy, i died several times trying to beat that level when that one comet weakened Mario so he died in one hit. i loved the fire level in Doom 3, which was actualy the hell level and the rest of the game was o a mars base, but that was too short and i never played the expansion of that game
FETALJUICE  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Everyone loves the ice world.
civver  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Meh.
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