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59 levels to play before you die: S - Z

From the brilliant to the barmy - levels that every gamer needs to experience

Words: GamesRadar UK

Tomb Raider (SegaSaturn, PSone, PC) | The Lost Valley
We knew Tomb Raider was a groundbreaking game ten minutes after we first donned Lara's oddly out-of-season khaki shorts. But it was the player's entrance to the Lost Valley that we'll remember above any other level in the game. Exploring a massive cave complex, we slid down from a ledge we couldn’t climb back up, and heard footsteps. Having already killed a bear and enough wolves to make a very cozy coat, we grabbed our pistols and got ready for anything... except for the velociraptor that came trotting around the corner.

But as everyone knows, that wasn't the best part. No, the best part was entering into the lush junglescape seconds later and coming face to scaly, teeth-the-size-of-bananas-filled face with a lumbering Tyrannosaurus Rex, nature's finest human-eating machine. The next 30 seconds are blurry for most gamers, and typically involve wonder, excitement, panic, and (if you're lucky) a small cave just big enough for Lara to slip into. And possibly several reloads of the previous checkpoint.



Twisted Metal 2 (PSone, PC) | Paris: Monumental Disaster
What could possibly be more fun than pretending to utterly demolish national landmarks? Nothing, that's what, so stop trying to come up with answers. Aside from being one of the best car-combat games ever made, Twisted Metal 2 is notable for enabling players to go berserk in a mockup of Paris, complete with a near-life-size Eiffel Tower and a dull-looking gallery that's probably supposed to be the Louvre. Better still, you can blow them all to hell - but for the most spectacular demolition, place a remote-triggered bomb (conveniently located on the Eiffel Tower's observation deck) anywhere on the tower. Trigger it once you're within safe viewing distance, and the Eiffel Tower will be torn apart, leaving the once-pristine city littered with smoldering steel wreckage (that conveniently bridges the gaps between certain buildings).

Sure, the original looks a little hokey now (it's since been remade on PSP and PS2 in Twisted Metal: Head On and TM:HO: Extra Twisted Edition, respectively), with its pastel-colored row houses and jaggy tower, but in 1996, Twisted Metal 2's Parisian arena of death offered us something we'd never seen or done before, and the fact that we could actually do it left us a little shocked. Shocked at how awesome games could be.



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28 Comments
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Gingerbread  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I've played 4!
Nannoo  - 1 year 29 days ago 
The New Gettysburg Starcraft mission is an awesome addition to this article. Although I must say, a better one from Starcraft: Brood War to pick would have been the last Zerg mission. Which is IMPOSSIBLE.
RebornKusabi  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Ahhhhh Shalebridge Cradle! Oh how I miss you...

Oh yeah and I have played 48 total of these levels!
StonedMagician99  - 7 months 25 days ago 
I've played 12!
FrozenImplosion  - 7 months 17 days ago 
I've played 13 And I'm actually in the middle of "We Don't Go To Ravenholm". It's freaky :D

and lol recaptch = bumpiest spine
disnayatx  - 7 months 16 days ago 
3
Maxstats69  - 7 months 15 days ago 
28
Liamrules42  - 7 months 15 days ago 
yay,16, do i get a cookie??
TheGreatestNightmare  - 7 months 5 days ago 
I've played about 9 or 10. But man, I love Timespliters. But I think the Chicago or the Notre Dame levels were better.
colldude678  - 7 months 4 days ago 
13
CNnegative1  - 7 months 4 days ago 
22 out of 59.... decent i suppose
solidocelot  - 6 months 29 days ago 
no zelda?? come on
dreamgor  - 6 months 26 days ago 
NOOO!!! i want to play some of them but i have played only ½ of one... it is the simpsons game but it was for DS... i have played some of the games at my friends but i never got so far w8... DYNASTY WARRIORS i have played DW 5XD whew... MUST GET DS PORT OF CHRONO CROSS AND FFVII when they come-.-
shadowdahuman  - 6 months 24 days ago 
I Played A Total Of 12 Of the 59
The Darkness Was Epic, Gears Was So Much Fun To Kill My Frien(I Was The Spotlight:D)
Assasin? Lol, The Rest, Wel....Avarage And GamesRadar? AWESOME!!!
NEzraF  - 6 months 22 days ago 
About twenty-three for me. probably all of them about a month from now....
UsernameAlreadyInUse  - 6 months 15 days ago 
wow 9 in total thts prtty bad
Matgta  - 6 months 12 days ago 
17 For me, must try harder!
Matgta  - 6 months 12 days ago 
Hold on why isn't the final section of fallout 3 here, y'know the bit with the giant robot? Liberty prime I think?
Supermanoh  - 6 months 11 days ago 
... 14, but why not harold & bob the talking tree (think that's his name) from Fallout 3? c'mon! and no secret level from mario that i can never remember the name of... from the very first!
PekoponTAS  - 6 months 2 days ago 
I haven't played ANY of these! o_o
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