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59 levels to play before you die: S - Z

From the brilliant to the barmy - levels that every gamer needs to experience

Words: GamesRadar UK

Super R-Type (SNES, Virtual Console) | Giant ship level
Old-school shooters were all about odds - one against a million, usually. But R-Type turned the tables every so often, pitting your one ship against one enemy. The catch? That one enemy was actually the entire level, a capital ship that filled multiple screens and required several passes to destroy. Any given R-Type will deliver, even the arcade original, but we chose the SNES version for its less-annoying sound effects. It's one thing to stop wave after wave of flimsy fighters; it's quite another to successfully obliterate a shadow-casting hunk of space metal.



Tenchu: Stealth Assassins (PSone) | Mission 1: Punish the Evil Merchant While the original Tenchu was a pretty cool game for its time - being the first to introduce us to realistic ninja stealth action - we never had quite as much fun with it as we did in its first level. The objective was simple: quietly infiltrate the rich merchant Echigoya's castle-like compound, track the fat bastard down and stab him in the throat. But the compound was big, pretty, open to exploration and filled with dark spots to hide in, and we were free to tackle it however we liked. Granted, that almost always involved sprinting across its rooftops and zipping around on a grapple line, but we were also free to creep through its buildings and alleyways, dodging or stealth-killing Echigoya's idiot guards - or just fighting them head-on, if we were feeling suicidal.



Pre-Metal Gear Solid, this was unlike anything we'd ever done before in a game, and it was incredible. Compound that with Tenchu's uniquely moody music and the satisfaction of killing Echigoya himself - a fat, vile, gun-toting slob who's chasing a terrified woman around when you confront him - and not even the game's prototypical pirate vs ninja level could keep us from coming back to this one over and over again.

The Darkness (360, PS3) | Jen's Apartment
This is just a beautiful, heart-warming moment. An unexpected slippers-and-snuggles snapshot of the relationship between goth-headed mobster Jackie Estacado and his doting girlfriend, Jenny Romano. A new apartment, a birthday cake, closing a window, cuddling on the sofa, watching TV, kissing, needing to pee... the whole scene is dramatically mundane and anyone who has ever been in love will be able to relate to the tender interplay between the young couple. It seems such a shame that it all has to turn so totally shit-shaped for Jackie and Jenny...



 
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Gingerbread  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I've played 4!
Nannoo  - 1 year 1 month ago 
The New Gettysburg Starcraft mission is an awesome addition to this article. Although I must say, a better one from Starcraft: Brood War to pick would have been the last Zerg mission. Which is IMPOSSIBLE.
RebornKusabi  - 9 months 25 days ago 
Ahhhhh Shalebridge Cradle! Oh how I miss you...

Oh yeah and I have played 48 total of these levels!
StonedMagician99  - 7 months 27 days ago 
I've played 12!
FrozenImplosion  - 7 months 18 days ago 
I've played 13 And I'm actually in the middle of "We Don't Go To Ravenholm". It's freaky :D

and lol recaptch = bumpiest spine
disnayatx  - 7 months 17 days ago 
3
Maxstats69  - 7 months 17 days ago 
28
Liamrules42  - 7 months 17 days ago 
yay,16, do i get a cookie??
TheGreatestNightmare  - 7 months 7 days ago 
I've played about 9 or 10. But man, I love Timespliters. But I think the Chicago or the Notre Dame levels were better.
colldude678  - 7 months 5 days ago 
13
CNnegative1  - 7 months 5 days ago 
22 out of 59.... decent i suppose
solidocelot  - 7 months 1 day ago 
no zelda?? come on
dreamgor  - 6 months 28 days ago 
NOOO!!! i want to play some of them but i have played only ½ of one... it is the simpsons game but it was for DS... i have played some of the games at my friends but i never got so far w8... DYNASTY WARRIORS i have played DW 5XD whew... MUST GET DS PORT OF CHRONO CROSS AND FFVII when they come-.-
shadowdahuman  - 6 months 25 days ago 
I Played A Total Of 12 Of the 59
The Darkness Was Epic, Gears Was So Much Fun To Kill My Frien(I Was The Spotlight:D)
Assasin? Lol, The Rest, Wel....Avarage And GamesRadar? AWESOME!!!
NEzraF  - 6 months 24 days ago 
About twenty-three for me. probably all of them about a month from now....
UsernameAlreadyInUse  - 6 months 17 days ago 
wow 9 in total thts prtty bad
Matgta  - 6 months 14 days ago 
17 For me, must try harder!
Matgta  - 6 months 14 days ago 
Hold on why isn't the final section of fallout 3 here, y'know the bit with the giant robot? Liberty prime I think?
Supermanoh  - 6 months 12 days ago 
... 14, but why not harold & bob the talking tree (think that's his name) from Fallout 3? c'mon! and no secret level from mario that i can never remember the name of... from the very first!
PekoponTAS  - 6 months 4 days ago 
I haven't played ANY of these! o_o
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