31) You're writing erotic fan fiction for Zelda.
32) You’re writing erotic fan fiction for Sonic (we’ve seen it - Google it!)
33) You replay the demos for games you don't have over and over.
34) You've spent more than an hour at a game kiosk in K-mart.
35) You subscribe to Game Informer and you didn't get an EB card with it.
36) You drink Game Fuel or Jolt and eat caffeine mints to gain a competitive advantage.
37) You own a steering wheel or flight controller that cost more than $100.
38) You fantasize about the frag dolls - and the fantasy involves actually playing games.
39) You nitpick that World of Warcraft episode of South Park.
40) You have a favorite Final Fantasy soundtrack composer.