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Balls of Fury


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Goodness, gracious, great balls of mire

Words: Matthew Castle, NGamer UK
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What indeed. We're not acquainted with many of the actors starring in Balls of Fury but we're pretty sure it wasn't cast from the Troll Actors Guild. Look at their digitized avatars, however, and the absence of necks and the faces sinking into their heads can only suggest such a deal went down. It's like the guy who was given the job of crafting the characters had to do it from blurry photos and only using the World of Warcraft character creation system.

Then there's the repetitive sound bites (limited cheaply but mercifully to just one per character) - crackly non-funnies that never seem to stop. If there's anything more irritating than this humourless noise we'd like to see it. Wait! We have a winner. The ping-pong itself, that's more irritating. You don't move; you just swing at the right moment. And that's it.


 
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samownzsnake  - 3 months 13 days ago 
plain sad anyone who buys this game has stuped to the lowest in the gamer ranks.
oh yeah FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pinoklin  - 17 days 10 hours ago 
ROFL this review made me laugh like shit....lol im gonna convince a friend to buy it just so i can laugh at his face when he starts playing it
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Balls of Fury
Balls of Fury

Genre: Sports
Release date: Oct 8, 2007
Developed by: Black Lantern Studios
Multiplayer Modes:
Offline
2 player VS
1 NO VALUE
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