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Goodness, gracious, great balls of mire

Words: Matthew Castle, NGamer UK
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Nov 14, 2007

Plick, plock, plick, plock, plick, plock, "Tell grandma to bring the car around". Plick, plock, plick, plock, "Tell grandma to bring the car around". Plick, plock, plick, plock, plick, plock "Tell grandma to bring the car arou - mwaaaaaaaah!"

That last sound, in case you're wondering, is the noise of a normally happy-go-lucky gamer being pushed over the edge and having to commit a heinous act of physical violence upon a random hapless victim within reach. What preceded said sound was the source of his discomfort: Balls Of Fury.

Seeing as how this is a table tennis game based on a movie whose sole point of comic note is that Christopher Walken turns up in it pretending to be Chinese, we didn't have high hopes, but this? Playing Balls of Fury for the first time is a bit like the scenes in CSI when the crime team turn up to find eight corpses minced up in tiny pieces on the carpet and someone mutters under their breath "Good God, what happened here?"


 
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samownzsnake  - 3 months 22 days ago 
plain sad anyone who buys this game has stuped to the lowest in the gamer ranks.
oh yeah FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pinoklin  - 25 days 18 hours ago 
ROFL this review made me laugh like shit....lol im gonna convince a friend to buy it just so i can laugh at his face when he starts playing it
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Balls of Fury
Balls of Fury

Genre: Sports
Release date: Oct 8, 2007
Developed by: Black Lantern Studios
Multiplayer Modes:
Offline
2 player VS
1 NO VALUE
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