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Review "Xenoblade Chronicles X offers a resplendent world, fantastic combat, and transforming mechs, but figuring out how everything fits together isn't always easy."
Review "The toads apparently missed the memo that they were umpiring a tennis match as opposed to attending a rave, and every so often they’ll toss giant mushrooms out onto the court"
Review "Can you really go wrong with a room full of dolls that seem to get closer every time you turn around? Turns out the answer is yes, unfortunately."
Review "I made a tower of goombas. Stairs made out of goombas led to the flagpole at the end. You think you're getting coins out of that block? Nope, more goombas."
Review "It’s as if Valhalla placed a Gamecube game and 360 disc in the teleporter from The Fly and then shoved the resulting mishmash straight into the Wii U’s tray."
Review "It tries too hard to be down with the kids, unironically dropping phrases like 'totes adorbs' (shudder), but there's something endearing about its cheeky, child-friendly brand of attitude"
Review "And an extra red mark for whoever devised the 'blow mic to make fireballs game' - didn't that kind of thinking go out of fashion in the first year of Nintendo DS? It blows on every level"
Review Magical-sounding platform/puzzler action on 3DS and Wii U that stays faithful to its roots, only with a modern 'slant'. Yes that was a pun. Yes, I'm here all week. Try the souffle, it's a dream.