Wii controller gets turned into a sex toy thanks to peripheral, Mario sweats profusely

Peach is totally faking it

Words: on August 31, 2010

Are you a girl gamer who's been hit by, lets diplomatically describe them as carnal desires, half way through a 14 hour Mario Galaxy session? Well, if you have, you’re in luck, because a company called Mojowijo has just invented a sex device that turns the Wiimote into something that sounds distinctly like a Lord of the Rings character (Hint: we mean Bilbo).


Above: We expect this to get the official Nintendo Seal of Approval any second now

Here's how it works. Apparently, the device is compatible with the accessory port on the Wiimote and once you've attached it, you have to connect your controller to a PC running special 'sexy' Mojowijo software via Bluetooth. Then thanks to some magical filthy techno gubbins, your PC will then convert the Wiimote's motion control into vibration signals, essentially turning it into a Dildo Baggins. Let the female fapping commence. Below we've included a possibly semi educational video on the matter.



In case any of the above has got you all hot and bothered, here's a picture of ancient, axed BBC drama Hetty Wainthropp Investigates to keep your mind on your business...

 

Aug 31, 2010


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  • RickStar

    RickStar  - 5 months, 1 week ago  - Report

    Wow One Helluva Sex Toy !!
  • Hotdiddykong

    Hotdiddykong  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    @Krhyme
    house of the dead overkill, resident evil, other games. oh and they made a strip poker game, microsof and sony dont have a strip poker game do they? i dont think so
  • Ravenbom

    Ravenbom  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    It took someone this long to make a Wiimote vibrator?
  • gamebrain8505

    gamebrain8505  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    "touch generations" just got a whole new meaning
  • Frostyman

    Frostyman  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Finally! Took them long enough.
  • Defguru7777

    Defguru7777  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    With this, the increased price of the Xbox LIVE subscription, and the new 360 controller, this week's episode of Talkradar is gonna be really entertaining.
  • Heyexclamationpoint

    Heyexclamationpoint  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Too bad the name "Gamasutra" is already taken.
  • shyfonzie

    shyfonzie  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Too late, Gmaesradr. Not even Heather Rainthroppe can contain my bonrar.
  • gigiosantos

    gigiosantos  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    @thekeith82
    Because normal vibrators can't be controlled by someone else.
  • Maverick82102

    Maverick82102  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    What the hell?
  • Clovin64

    Clovin64  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    This sounds rather needless to me. You would have to stop playing your game in order to use the wiimote as a pleasurisation device, instead you could just keep a real dildo next to your sofa and you wouldnt even have to pause the game to use it!
  • Grif

    Grif  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Like JohnnyAppleSperm, I am surprised as well.
  • IceHawk79

    IceHawk79  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    W T F
  • AlphaEditor

    AlphaEditor  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Haha! There's going to be some poor kid who has no idea he's playing with a controller his mom stuck inside her vagina!
  • Krhyme

    Krhyme  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    The only real adult game for the wii
  • MrDuracraft

    MrDuracraft  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    I really think that somewhere in the world someone has used a Wiimote like... that already, and probably still is.
  • CH3BURASHKA

    CH3BURASHKA  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Dominic Monaghan kind of looks like Chris Antista.
  • Moroz

    Moroz  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    I can totally see kamasutra for Kinect happening.
    You read it here first!
  • OriginalJonty

    OriginalJonty  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    It was only a matter of time. nintendo should invest in this before Sony corners the market with its Move controller.
  • thekeith82

    thekeith82  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Why in the name of unholy fuckery would you not just buy an actual vibrator? Why?
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