Who should be so lucky

Kylie jumps on board the Doctor's Christmas special (Pun alert)

Rumours have been Spinning Around for weeks, but we decided we'd Got To Be Certain before we said anything; Especially For You , the Beeb has confirmed that Kylie Minogue will Step Back In Time for "a major lead role" in the Who Christmas special. Can't say we're that Shocked ...

Hour-long episode "Voyage of the Damned" (written by Russell T Davies) is due to start shooting in Cardiff later this month, and will kick off where series three left off - with the bow of the Titanic making a big hole in the side of the TARDIS. RTD (who probably Wouldn't Change A Thing ) said: "Doctor Who Christmas specials are always a joy and we feel very confident that this will be the most ambitious and best Christmas episode yet."

Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi Kylie ends up on a boat in 1912, but the information is bound to be forthcoming if you Give Me Just A Little More Time . And that's your lot. Sorry - we'll put our greatest hits album away now, before we work out a way to cram in The Locomotion .

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