Which Resident Evil hero is best dressed for a zombie apocalypse?

The look: Extreme carpet fitter

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Sure it takes him a while to get dressed for work in the mornings, but when it comes to the business of butchering bio-organic mutants and infected natives, Chris knows that the number of things he has strapped to his body is directly proportional to his chances of survival. He also has several nuclear warheads concealed inside his biceps.

The look: Daisy Duke does Tour de France

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The all-in-one skin suit may give her an aerodynamic edge, but there's a potentially fatal flaw in Claire's choice of costume. Human flesh is considered a delicacy among zombies, so if you know you're going to be exposed to the living dead it's always advisable to cover up any tasty-looking body tissue. Just to avoid any of those embarrassing 'I'm being eaten alive' moments.

The look: Unemployed fork-lift driver

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Of course he'd be well equipped - he's the weapons guy. But he's pushing 50 and we have to wonder if he could really be bothered with the fuss of it all. We suspect that when the dark clouds of doomsday began to gather, Barry Burton would lock the door, unplug the phone, settle into his favourite armchair with a few Buds and watch the whole thing on cable.

The look: Sexy safari

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The absolute antithesis of vulnerable, Sheva is a walking fortress that is equal parts kick-ass and intimidating feminine sexuality. She's got a tattoo, enough cowhide to make an entire cow, impeccable bone structure and an enormous f***king gun. We have no doubt that if the zombie apocalypse was pre-ceeded by an atomic holocaust and followed by another ice age, Sheva would make it through without so much as a broken nail.

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  • Demonflare - June 13, 2009 3:15 p.m.

    Hahaha! I luv the comments the zombies make!
  • Phantasmagorical - March 14, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Most assuredly anything that comes from Japan will have inane, inappropriate clothing and hairstyle. But why not? We're talking about a game, after all. It's just far more entertaining to watch a girly man with spiky hair running around in a sash and baggy pants than some normal looking guy in combat-gear. Besides... you DON'T want to be wearing a helmet in any action/shooter game, because you're just asking to die a horrible death.
  • shadowleon - March 14, 2009 2:43 a.m.

    Sexy safari is an understatement more like godes of the safari
  • iluvmyDS - March 12, 2009 10:29 p.m.

    Either the "mummy" thing is just British slang or a terrible pun.
  • StAnger - March 12, 2009 9:08 p.m.

    Douche bag's girlfriend XD. Hilarious article!
  • Ensoul - March 12, 2009 4:11 a.m.

    What about Tofu? He's made of Tofu. Zombies don't eat Tofu (as far as I know); he'd be invincible. Otherwise a fine account of who to emulate if/when the Zombies come.
  • NelosAngelos - March 12, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    Mmmmm sexy burger. Seriously Ada, you're turning heads for all the wrong reasons. I think I'd be pretty ok for a zombie outbreak, thick fabric cargo pants, steel toed boots, knitted fingerless gloves. I'd just need to change my shirt and probably put on my trench coat...if I can get past the risk of ruining it during Z-Day
  • Stabby_Joe - March 12, 2009 1 a.m.

    Mmmm... Jill Sandwich...
  • TheNinja - March 12, 2009 12:36 a.m.

    i never thought an article about zombies could have the word sexy in it so many times.
  • Defguru7777 - March 11, 2009 11:52 p.m.

    "Unemployed fork-lift driver" was my favorite.
  • Nitemarish - March 11, 2009 11:17 p.m.

    "She's got a tattoo, enough cowhide to make an entire cow, impeccable bone structure and an enormous f***king gun." ROFL
  • Ravenbom - March 11, 2009 10:57 p.m.

    "David Bowie piloting the Memphis Belle" QFT!
  • Cwf2008 - March 11, 2009 10:38 p.m.

    Some of the pictures are messed up. And hilarious article
  • Hobojedi - March 11, 2009 10:14 p.m.

    I would think Ada Wong would just trip when running away.
  • Prettyboy16 - August 18, 2009 2:59 p.m.

    nuclear muscles haha hellya
  • nitrocole - March 15, 2009 7:09 a.m.

    Funny article! I loled at the "extreme carpet filter"
  • theneptunesfan - March 15, 2009 12:02 a.m.

    I actually thought that Claire's outfit (those tight jeans) on Resident Evil: Code Veronica was very exceptional.
  • Sonneilon - March 14, 2009 7:24 p.m.

    That was a fun article. I liked the Chris Refield's NUKES in his bicep thang!
  • theschwartzb - March 14, 2009 3:47 p.m.

    rofl "Zombie am scared of giant." you guys make a shitty day seem better
  • jedibluerinse87 - March 13, 2009 5:38 p.m.

    "zombie am scared of giant." lmao

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