Which Resident Evil hero is best dressed for a zombie apocalypse?

We doubt high heels would be suitable for Judgment Day

The look: Extreme carpet fitter

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Sure it takes him a while to get dressed for work in the mornings, but when it comes to the business of butchering bio-organic mutants and infected natives, Chris knows that the number of things he has strapped to his body is directly proportional to his chances of survival. He also has several nuclear warheads concealed inside his biceps.

The look: Daisy Duke does Tour de France

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The all-in-one skin suit may give her an aerodynamic edge, but there's a potentially fatal flaw in Claire's choice of costume. Human flesh is considered a delicacy among zombies, so if you know you're going to be exposed to the living dead it's always advisable to cover up any tasty-looking body tissue. Just to avoid any of those embarrassing 'I'm being eaten alive' moments.

The look: Unemployed fork-lift driver

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
Of course he'd be well equipped - he's the weapons guy. But he's pushing 50 and we have to wonder if he could really be bothered with the fuss of it all. We suspect that when the dark clouds of doomsday began to gather, Barry Burton would lock the door, unplug the phone, settle into his favourite armchair with a few Buds and watch the whole thing on cable.

The look: Sexy safari

Well equipped for the zombie apocalypse?
The absolute antithesis of vulnerable, Sheva is a walking fortress that is equal parts kick-ass and intimidating feminine sexuality. She's got a tattoo, enough cowhide to make an entire cow, impeccable bone structure and an enormous f***king gun. We have no doubt that if the zombie apocalypse was pre-ceeded by an atomic holocaust and followed by another ice age, Sheva would make it through without so much as a broken nail.

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March 11, 2009

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