When videogames go emo

We now have to be miserable to have fun

Bionic Commando remake

Compare and contrast:

Original Game

Colour! Swinging! Fun! Super Joe!

New-gen Remake

Brown things. Swinging. Misery. Gravelly Mike Patton.


Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.
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