Wheelman – hands-on

The game is set entirely in Barcelona. It’s a beautiful city, which has been transferred competently enough that you’ll recognize it if you’ve been there. Wide main roads and tiny alleyways that run between pastel-colored five-story houses. Sightseers will want to head straight for La Sagrada Familia, where Antoni Gaudi’s insanely detailed cathedral dominates the view. We certainly tried to get there, but a set of roadblocks let us know that this area of the map wasn’t open yet. Meanwhile, the Catalunyan pedestrians behave bizarrely as you drive through the crowds. Either confused or suicidal, they throw themselves under your car, giving the impression that you’re driving around a mental institute. This glitch will be fixed before release, and that’s a shame. It all felt like part of the fun.

Collectables dotted around the city come in the form of ramps – there are fifty to jump over, and a cinematic angle lets you know you’ve completed one. But there are also a bunch of side missions that unlock bonuses and features. Taxi missions are like a time trial, awarding a grade from C to S. Complete them all, and you’ll be able to use the taxi ranks as teleport points. Pretty handy that.

Other side missions include a Wheelman take on racing where you’re encouraged to obliterate your competitors as much as beat them, and modes where you have to destroy a car before it reaches a safehouse, or reach a safehouse while an entire gang tries to stop you. How you play the missions – both the 30 long story missions, and the 105 side missions – affects who hates you the most, and which of the gangs you’ll have your final arcade face-off against.

“Choosing a car yourself is like rock, paper, scissors,” explains Craig Duncan, Midway Newcastle’s studio lead, referring to the massive gasoline tanker that we were driving with unlikely maneuverability. In this equation gas tankers are the rocks that blunt the scissors of the regular cars. And cars cut through the paper of motorbikes. And that’s where Duncan changes the subject. Perhaps he realized that bikes don’t beat trucks.

Whatever; this isn’t a game where you need to think things through, and motorbikes do, admittedly, have the bonus of speed and handling. Leaving the impregnable tanker, we leap into an unbranded version of a Fiat Cinquecento. You can jump, Just Cause-style, to any car just by pulling up behind them. Once again, we leap onto a motorbike and shoot the rig’s coupling, releasing the tanker. This reduces the momentum, but increases speed, and we tear off down an alleyway that wasn’t designed for trucks. The chase continues.

Wheelman might not go down in history as the most thoughtful title ever, but it may be remembered for making Vin Diesel acceptable again.

Dec 31, 2008

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  • demo117 - January 1, 2009 3:16 a.m.

  • understudybass - January 1, 2009 6:04 a.m.

    did that really need to be in all caps? no. no it did not.
  • Yellowhat17 - January 1, 2009 6:13 a.m.

    MAN CAPS LOCK IS SURE AWESOME BECAUSE PEOPLE REALLY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY WHEN I'M IN CAPS LOCK!!! Anyways, this game looks pretty great... but not something I'll be too interested in.
  • cart00n - January 1, 2009 10:40 p.m.

    Personally, I think Vin Diesel is pretty cool. Sure, some of his movie choices haven't been that great (XXX, those Disney comedies), but he's proven to be a pretty versatile actor, choosing interesting roles that he can learn from. The fact that he loves epic sci-fi and video games is pretty awesome, too. He's just a fan trying to do good by his fellow fans, why all the hate?
  • TheCorpulent1 - January 2, 2009 3:06 p.m.

    I'll admit it: I don't like Vin Diesel. At all. I think Pitch Black is literally the only movie I've liked him in, and he was a totally one-note bastard in that. So his presence might've influenced me to not even try this game normally. Having seen GR's articles on it so far, though, I have to admit that it sounds like a really fun game. Like the best parts of GTA, Burnout: Paradise, and every ridiculously over-the-top action movie ever made put together. I'll probably rent it at the very least.
  • HitViper - January 2, 2009 9:06 p.m.

    This sounds like a bad movie based game without the movie, i think that it will be moderatly sucessful but not something that people will remember.
  • bradders1495 - December 31, 2008 10:36 p.m.

  • a_citizen - January 1, 2009 7:53 a.m.

    really demo? DOES THIS PLEASE YOU? HMM? do you have LIVE? is your gamertag in all capitals too? they wrote an article on gamer names, you know. maybe you need some attention? i think so.
  • YoctoYotta - January 1, 2009 8:54 a.m.

    Vin Diesel ain't so bad, I thought that movie Find Me Guilty was pretty good, it was a true story in which he played a 40/50-ish year-old Italian gangster that was on trial for his organization's alleged crimes. He's got hair in it, I don't need to say more. I can't speak for his action movies like XXX or whatever, probably crap, but he can act when needed.
  • zeroone - January 2, 2009 6:58 a.m.

    there's no hate, just opinions. In my case, tough I think some of his movies were reaaaaly crappy, I loved the Riddick saga, and I like what he's doing right now, making his own video-game company, paying people to make games he likes an thinks people are gona like too. I'm waiting for the new Riddick game, wich, if it is as good as the old one but with better graphics, its gona be awesome