What to do with your Lancer

Gears of War’s Lancer is perhaps one of the finest “default” weapons in any videogame ever. Awesome firepower aside, the Lancer’s gratuitous chainsaw bayonet is capable of chewing enemies into puddles of gore. When we heard that a special bundle was shipping with a battery-operated replica Lancer, we knew we had to have it. Oh yes, it must be ours… Sure, it makes heads explode. But it also has several less obvious but equally useful applications. Just see for yourself:

Sep 8, 2008


  • Cwf2008 - December 10, 2008 2:23 a.m.

    Aww what a waste of ketchup/tabasco sause/syrup/real blood?/whatever the heck that blood was. But why did the bush bleed?
  • Patius - November 10, 2008 3:43 a.m.

    That was epic.
  • pot - October 11, 2008 5:14 p.m.

    haha I loved the video, I know I'm late =p
  • chriskrazy8 - September 14, 2008 9:56 a.m.

    lol wow this is cool
  • Baconator96 - September 14, 2008 3:47 a.m.

    Gears 2 replica lancer: dispenses its own blood when blood is not readily available!
  • GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly - September 12, 2008 3:27 p.m.

    Good news, Lancer lovers!! Cliffy B thought the the video was rad and Epic is sending us one to give away!!1! We won't get it till November, around when Gears 2 launches, so you'll have to sit tight till then. Gives us plenty of time to come up with a fiendishly challenging contest for you =)
  • Rabbit_out_of_the_hat - September 12, 2008 11:16 a.m.

    my comment was to the first guy on the post. no one else
  • killerofnoob5 - September 12, 2008 3:10 a.m.

    when r those limited lancers shipping
  • DanAmrich - September 12, 2008 12:06 a.m.

    The Lancer used in this video is actually from Nightmare Armor Studios -- -- the fine folks seen here.:
  • GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly - September 11, 2008 2:45 p.m.

    @Raven: Lancer contest = good idea, let me holler at a few ppl and see if we can make it happen...
  • marcusfenix22 - September 11, 2008 1:13 a.m.

    the lancer looks the same as the one in the bundle, even though its the one from epic
  • maxharley - September 10, 2008 11:02 p.m.

  • SpikeDelight - September 10, 2008 8:33 p.m.

    I love how blood comes out even when it's not touching a guy! Like with the paper man cutout! Hahaha great video!
  • Ravenbom - September 10, 2008 5:34 a.m.

    Funny, I thought you kept those girly drinks around to for all the thirsty smoking hot gamesradar groupies with loose morals.
  • Schuultz - September 9, 2008 8:50 p.m.

    that was hilarious. a real step up from the Bioshock video! so that's were chris got hurt...
  • Pyro240 - September 9, 2008 7:44 p.m.

    Lol! I really wanna get it now!
  • hud4567 - September 9, 2008 3:31 a.m.

    That video was the best video i have eer seen on this site (probably tied with the lego gutar hero or jokers fatality)
  • Ravenbom - September 9, 2008 3:11 a.m.

    Kewl, something new to shave my pubes with. Hey, it totally makes your junk look better. Some people say its the size of your gun that counts, I say it's how well you manscape.
  • PrvtChurch - September 9, 2008 2:37 a.m.

    What a waste of ketchup.
  • peteypablo2624 - September 9, 2008 12:49 a.m.

    but dude, its a lancer, i mean how sweet is that. i would def get one, but it costs $140 to get it with the regular game (not limited edition) so thats a bit much. GR, when u get that thing u best make a sweet vid.

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