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Day three: Survival with Jason Brody

Wilderness survival is AWESOME! This morning, we took some pills that Jason got off a friend. Then we inhaled spores from a hallucinogenic fungus we found in a cave. Then we licked a toad. Then we spent a good hour or so just scrabbling about on the floor of a cave and laughing.

After lunch, a madman stabbed me with a poisoned stone blade--but rather than killing me, it sent me on a personal vision-quest! Great fun. Really learning a lot about myself, and about enduring life off the grid.

This evening we're going to go hang-gliding and then punch a shark to death so Jason can make me a new wallet. Best day.

Click on for Day four: self-defense with Ken and Ryu...


  • CurryIsGood - October 31, 2013 5:53 a.m.

    Hate to be that guy who just has to correct but all those references your dropping about discussing movie monster and boss battles are from MGS3, which has Naked Snake. Technically Naked and Solid are the same... but still.
  • Cyberninja - October 28, 2013 2:45 p.m.

    This and the dating females in game article were both great make moar nao
  • GR_AndyHartup - October 29, 2013 3:11 a.m.

    They were both written by the same guy. Yeah, we can do more for sure.
  • Cyberninja - October 29, 2013 5:13 a.m.

    Thanks, I really like the style of writing and the subject matter I figured the same person did both of them.

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