What if Niko Bellic was in Mario Kart?

Fallout 3's hero in Ecco the Dolphin

When eco-friendly and radioactive-riddled worlds combine.

Gordon Freeman in Mass Effect

Get ready for the most uneventful action RPG ever, as old Gogsy remains completely silent throughout a 20 hour quest built around conversation choices.

Sonic in Burnout

This is what really happens when hedgehogs go sprinting about willy nilly. It's less care-free sprinting through loop-the-loops, more brutal roadkill.

Yorda in Rumble Roses

Who wants two evenly matched, amply-chested female combatants scrapping when you can have ICO's ethereal princess getting kicked in her dainty head?

Duke Nukem in Kingdom Hearts

Once upon a time in a magical, sleazy, sex-filled kingdom...

Sep 16, 2009

Games that would be better with a Mature rating
Because the best things in life are for grown-ups

It's Dead or Alive Xtreme Sight Training
And other assorted gaming wrongness

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  • coolpants96 - September 20, 2009 1:36 p.m.

    haha, broom stick
  • FETALJUICE - September 20, 2009 1:27 a.m.

    Marcus Fenix cooking and the guy from Prototype in the hospital made LOL
  • jackthemenace - September 19, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    omg i loved the marcus fenix and alex mercer bits.
  • CORNHOL0 - September 17, 2009 11:45 p.m.

    "Then I found out she was a stripper, and I told her to SUCK ON MY BOOMSTICK! BLARGH!
  • jar-head - September 17, 2009 noon

    lmao! Banging Zombies, Riding up on Duke's "100 kiloton Nuke" Dead Safari Pokemon! GR kicks ALL Ass! Great Work Dave
  • Rhesus - September 16, 2009 11:46 p.m.

    HaaaaaaHHHHHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAaAaaAAaa Clever stuff reCAPTCHA: 10 corona, nah I'll just have one thanks.
  • TheNinja - September 16, 2009 11:15 p.m.

    poor freeman
  • TreeWhale - September 16, 2009 10:41 p.m.

    If these games were made like that, the developers would be trillion ares. Look I am a Whale
  • Cyberninja - September 16, 2009 7:45 p.m.

    if sonic keeps getting worse than i want him in burnout
  • Hurricrane - September 16, 2009 4:22 p.m.

    that pic of Marcus Mama is a brilliant combo of creepy and hysterical
  • EmmaXII - September 16, 2009 4:19 p.m.

    Awesome article! I loved the kh one XD Nd th mass effect/half life XD And Yorda "Can't we jst hold hands?"
  • Conman93 - September 16, 2009 3:16 p.m.

    My favourite was the sonic and kingdom hearts one. Kingdom hearts would be like GTA with goofy if Duke joined
  • dweller - September 16, 2009 1:58 p.m.

    That's some good mash ups. I definitely didn't see the Prototype + Trauma Center coming.
  • Terro - September 16, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    What if Final Fantasy somehow merged with Disney and- Oh... It was a ludicrous, but awesome combo though.
  • kc2 - September 16, 2009 12:35 p.m.

    C-C-C COMBO BREAKER........ Lol " I acciedently botched your husbands surgery and cut out his spleen
  • noobeater - September 16, 2009 12:27 p.m.

    ye ye 2nd wats it to ya awesome article left 4 dead would be hilarious
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - September 16, 2009 12:10 p.m.

    Stoic Silence. First !!!!!!!!!!
  • Spybreak8 - September 18, 2009 3:13 a.m.

    This was an office banter wasn't it!? ^^
  • waffledragon33 - September 17, 2009 11:13 p.m.

  • CH3BURASHKA - September 17, 2009 3:39 a.m.

    I lol'd at the Mass Effect/HL mash up. Also, props for getting Yorda in there. I'm thinking about playing Ico again, seeing as how I've been listening to the soundtrack nonstop for the past couple months.

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