When eco-friendly and radioactive-riddled worlds combine.
Gordon Freeman in Mass Effect
Get ready for the most uneventful action RPG ever, as old Gogsy remains completely silent throughout a 20 hour quest built around conversation choices.
Sonic in Burnout
This is what really happens when hedgehogs go sprinting about willy nilly. It's less care-free sprinting through loop-the-loops, more brutal roadkill.
Yorda in Rumble Roses
Who wants two evenly matched, amply-chested female combatants scrapping when you can have ICO's ethereal princess getting kicked in her dainty head?
Duke Nukem in Kingdom Hearts
Once upon a time in a magical, sleazy, sex-filled kingdom...
Sep 16, 2009
Because the best things in life are for grown-ups
And other assorted gaming wrongness