What if Niko Bellic was in Mario Kart?

When eco-friendly and radioactive-riddled worlds combine.

Gordon Freeman in Mass Effect

Get ready for the most uneventful action RPG ever, as old Gogsy remains completely silent throughout a 20 hour quest built around conversation choices.

Sonic in Burnout

This is what really happens when hedgehogs go sprinting about willy nilly. It's less care-free sprinting through loop-the-loops, more brutal roadkill.

Yorda in Rumble Roses

Who wants two evenly matched, amply-chested female combatants scrapping when you can have ICO's ethereal princess getting kicked in her dainty head?

Duke Nukem in Kingdom Hearts

Once upon a time in a magical, sleazy, sex-filled kingdom...

Sep 16, 2009


Because the best things in life are for grown-ups




And other assorted gaming wrongness

David Meikleham
Google AMP Stories Editor

David has worked for Future under many guises, including for GamesRadar+ and the Official Xbox Magazine. He is currently the Google Stories Editor for GamesRadar and PC Gamer, which sees him making daily video Stories content for both websites. David also regularly writes features, guides, and reviews for both brands too.