Living is the weirdest thing you'll ever do. You'll plop out of your mother, cry for a few years, wander around feeling feelings for a few years, cry for a few more years, and then repeat that same process until you die. It's strange. But just because it's confusing and sometimes horrible, there are many things you'll do in life that are worth celebrating. Many achievements worth... pointing out.

Which is why we've decided to turn life into a game. Some gamers act as though their Gamerscore is reflective of how accomplished they are as gamers, but now you can see how much you've Achieved as a person with this simple test. Here's what life would be like if it was broken into 1,000 Achievement Points, just like a video game--be sure to let us know what your IRL Gamerscore is in the comments below!

Successfully survive being born.

Celebrate your first birthday.

Crawling is for rookies, the real success is in this new "walking" thing you've invented.

You've said your first words. Time to learn profanity.

No more diapers for you! You're potty trained.

Learn to ride a bike--you only need to do this once!

Fall off your bike, and get back on.

Start school. Yeah, you need to do this for at least ten more years. Sucks to be you.

Fail a test in school.

Play your first video game. Ah, memories.

You graduated elementary school, eh? Easy mode is over.

Comment "FIRST!" on an article on the Internet, impressing everyone.

Go on your first date.

Fall in love--it never gets better than this.

You'll never forget your first kiss.

Have your heart broken--it never gets any worse than this.

Pee in a pool. Seriously, everyone does it!

Get your license and learn to drive… but probably not in that order.

Get into a car accident.

Get your first job. Don't worry, you'll find a better one someday.

Graduate high school and enjoy some fleeting moments of freedom.

Drink some alcohol now that you're old enough (or, you know, whenever).

College! You're well on your way to crippling debt--congratulations!

Catch all of the Pokemon. Literally all of them.

Drink so much you vomit. Good news: that specific alcohol type is dead to you.

Lose your virginity to that special someone. Or, you know, just someone.

Break a bone. Any bone, really, take your pick.

Just… you know. It's college. Whatever. #YOLO

Move out of your parents' house. It's time. Seriously.

Pee in a hot tub. Seriously, everyone does it!

Graduated college. You now have a permission slip to get a new job.

Have a dream about forgetting to attend a class you signed up for in college. Yes, everyone has it. No, they'll never stop--not even once you've graduated.

Blow off an engagement with friends to play video games

Get married and spend the rest of your life with someone.

You've sired a child, just like every ancestor you've ever had (or bought a cat, either way).

Did we say "rest of your life?" Yeah. Not happening.

Marathon an entire TV series in the span of a weekend.

Buy a home. Now you can leave your toys ANYWHERE!

Get 1,000 Achievement Points in a game or earn a Platinum Trophy

Forget someone's name and poorly cover it up by merging words together.

Get your dream job and prepare for a career.

Ever go for a fart, and then a little more comes out? Yeah. That's this.

Downsizing, you know, the economy, and, um, sorry--you're fired.

Get food poisoning and live to tell the tale.

Play Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, and Warhammer

Retire and get ready to spend all of your money.

Have grandchildren and spoil them rotten.

Buy that expensive car. Seriously, no one will stop you.

You know, these diapers are quite handy.

You're dead. Game over. Better buy some DLC.

Unless you buy some IRL downloadable content, this is, reasonably, where your journey ends. So, what is your actual life Gamerscore? Odds are no one hit 1000 yet, since you're all, erm, alive, but be sure to post your totals in the comments below.

And if you're looking for more, check out 5 tips to improving your Gamerscore and 25 funny Achievement and Trophies.