What if Hitler had game-inspired facial hair?

Sometimes, at work, we say things we think are funny. Problems arise when someone else thinks those things are funny, and then the next thing we know we're turning those things into articles. And maybe, halfway through, it suddenly seems like those articles are a bad idea. A terrible idea. But that's how we ended up imagining an elaborate alternate history wherein we Photoshopped various videogame characters' facial hair onto Hitler's face, because hey, we did an article poking fun at Hitler last week and you seemed to like that.

Jesus, let's just get this over with.




Gen (from Street Fighter Alpha)

Gordon Freeman

Sgt. Avery Johnson



Marcus Fenix


Niko Bellic

Capt. Price





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  • b1utm3ister - April 7, 2010 3:19 p.m.

    HA! hitler never gets old, huh? looks like a dirty old man as niko.
  • iHazWepon - April 1, 2010 1:37 a.m.

    This article is a win.
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - March 31, 2010 10:54 p.m.

    Is anybody scared for the day when Gamesradar finally run out of ideas?
  • 510BrotherPanda - March 31, 2010 5:29 p.m.

    Leave it to Mikel Reparaz to do a mustache/beard article on Hitler. Well done, guy! You must have been inspired to do this because your mustache is currently on its monthly trip to help kids in Africa by flying in US care packages.
  • didierortiz - March 31, 2010 4:48 p.m.

  • philipshaw - March 31, 2010 9:30 a.m.

    Funny article,Mikel you are cranking out a lot of Hitler features
  • HDBawllz - March 31, 2010 5 a.m.

    Hitler looks kind of like a porn star with the Sgt. Johnson 'stache.
  • mubobi7593 - March 31, 2010 3:33 a.m.

    Wow, the first thought I had when I saw the "Niko" look was: Alan Rickman in Die Hard
  • Cwf2008 - March 31, 2010 3:19 a.m.

    Lol a Week of Hitler would be cool...a week dedicated to making fun of the most evil monster to walk to planet
  • Fathios - March 31, 2010 2:22 a.m.

    Zangief made me so happy.
  • ranzatsu - March 31, 2010 1:44 a.m.

    I loved Waluigi's!
  • Tochy - March 31, 2010 1:11 a.m.

    i third the idea of week of hitler
  • Sebastian16 - March 31, 2010 12:43 a.m.

    Kratos Hitler FTW!
  • bugcatcherjason - March 31, 2010 12:30 a.m.

    I was hoping to see a Solid Snake/Big Boss mustache/beard on our famed artist. lol..
  • 8bitBaby - March 31, 2010 12:05 a.m.

    wow this is creepy... the first two are actually pretty okay and... no, not Freeman! no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • CaptainSpatula - March 30, 2010 11:50 p.m.

    Nico Bellic hair Hitler is quite the sexy beast
  • nik41507 - March 30, 2010 11:35 p.m.

    The Nintendo charecters mustaches are creepy so is eggman but the best is Kratos
  • garnsr - March 30, 2010 10:56 p.m.

    He does really look like Kratos with that. Way to get lots of good pictures to fit the beards, too. I didn't know there were so may Hitler pix.
  • BlackElement17 - March 30, 2010 10:01 p.m.

    I'm loving this daily content.
  • Samael - March 30, 2010 9:33 p.m.

    Yeah I admit, I could hang out with Gordon Freeman Hitler. He looks pretty cool.

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