Alan Partridge: “Do you know what DVD stands for, Lynn?”
His PA, Lynn Benfield: “Yes, I do. Yes I do.”
AP: “Go on then, what does it stand for?”
LB: “Digital video disc.”
AP: “Digital video disc?”
[Alan laughs uncontrollably for nearly 10 seconds]
AP: “Digital video disc? [Laughs] It’s digital versatile disc!
[Laughs] Oh, that’s lovely, that. I’ll dine out on that one.
Digital video disc, unbelievable. It’s digital versatile disc.”
LB: “Look at her necklace, that’s very strange.”
AP: “V doesn’t always have to stand for video, you know. It’s versatile because... it is versatile.”