We Dare trailer invites us to 'HAVE A SPICY EVENING' - we absolutely will not

I KID. I don't care for this new lifestyle ad at all. "HAVE A SPICY EVENING," it insists, but I will do no such thing. What the hell do I look like?

Do I look likea fake-penthouse-living, vest-wearing foot-licker who needs a Wii game to help him masturbate all over his pathetically irrelevant friends? Do I look like someone who wants to play a gamedesigned for useless titbags who decorate their Ikea coffee tables with rocks and would be declared brain dead if it weren%26rsquo;t for the reflexive way they vacantly laugh at anything less than five feet in front of their asinine faces?

NO I DO NOT. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT AT ALL.

Feb 24, 2011