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Videogame franchises founded on boobs

Of course, we considered many more games for the video that didn’t make the cut for one reason or another. If you love J-imports, pixel-boobies, or are just fascinated by videogame oddities, these are worth checking out.

Darkstalkers series


Darkstalkers is second only to Final Fantasy as an object of Japanophilic cosplaying figurine collector worship. While the character design in immensely cool, some of the fan art is downright disturbing.

 

Asuka 120% Excellent series


This ridiculously fast and exceedingly difficult Japanese fighting franchise features unnaturally sexualized upper-crust high school girls wailing on each other in the "Club Rivalry Budget Contest Mega Fight." Can you do better?

 

The Oneechanbara


This one is coming to America soon, but it’s been a staple of Japanese gaming for years. The hook: a stripper and her little sister mass murder a horde of zombies. Win!

 

The Love series


The Love Upper, which you see in the above video, came out in the UK as Heartbeat Boxing but never saw a US release.  The Love series, published by D3 in Japan, has a little something for everyone. If boxing isn’t your cup of tea, try Love Ping Pong, Love Aerobics or Love Mah Jong. These ladies aim to please.

Feb 6, 2009



Rudest cheats 
Hotter than pr0n? You be the judge

 

SCIV boob physics compared
Which console gives you the most bounce for your buck?

 

Is MK vs DCU a porno?
…or does the dialog just sound like one?

 

33 comments

  • Lexus2000 - April 3, 2010 4:37 p.m.

    this article was awesome!! i never really paid attention to that kind of stuff in those games except tomb raider btw what was that song in the video?
  • nitrocole - February 23, 2009 3:36 a.m.

    Awsome article!
  • iKOemos - February 10, 2009 3:21 a.m.

    Gamers are such horny buggers
  • explicit56 - February 9, 2009 11:51 p.m.

    caption contest: this is what you get when you mess with the playground equipment. yall need gta 4 its not built on jugz but it certainly has a lot of them. Dead or Alive likes to emphasize the fact that only the girls with big boobs can fight in games. also mortal combat, basically any fighting game like that HAS to have the bounciness. Nice article
  • gmilf71 - February 9, 2009 4:59 a.m.

    Are you guys suprised? Sex sells. Very win article, though. What about dead or alive? You think anyone bought that game for anything else? Good job GR.
  • flk - February 8, 2009 9:41 p.m.

    Bewbs!! Good article
  • bron1417 - February 8, 2009 6:22 p.m.

    win. nuff said.
  • izayuh - February 7, 2009 7:45 p.m.

    niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • GoGoGadgetFlow - February 7, 2009 5:14 p.m.

    nice! made me laugh
  • NadaNuff - February 7, 2009 4:20 p.m.

    Kicking myself for never playing Sin--I need to find that game now. Familiar with most of the others. Technically you could have included a hundred other Japanese games...glad you didn't, though.
  • pogo - February 7, 2009 12:20 p.m.

    that is friggin hilarious
  • deathrebellion - February 7, 2009 9:57 a.m.

    Ivy takes the Cake. and yeah u guys 4got Bayonetta
  • gutlessVADER - February 6, 2009 11:20 p.m.

    what horrible games
  • Spike_the_Dogg - February 6, 2009 10:17 p.m.

    DUUUDDE!! This feature is epic, my new favorite. Caption contest-- Where'd this egg come from?
  • EricBratcher - February 6, 2009 9:15 p.m.

    Before you crazies get to hollering at us about it, we're fixing the inaccurate screen.
  • waffledragon33 - September 12, 2009 12:19 a.m.

    nice
  • Octaviux - February 12, 2009 2:40 a.m.

    Thats a stimulus package!
  • jamminontha1n2 - February 9, 2009 9:21 p.m.

    you gotta love in oneechanbara clip where they just look at each other and nod their heads like "yeah we are just fanservice"
  • icydarkness12 - February 9, 2009 2:39 a.m.

    Oh. Yes. GR, you rule!!
  • SkinnyJr - February 8, 2009 10:07 p.m.

    Caption contest: That ball is not blue anymore

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