Video game characters' calls to tech support

His computer's infected with malware

Tech Support: College IT helpdesk, can I help you?

Oh, hi. Yeah, I’m having some problems with my computer. It’s really slow, unresponsive and seems to have some weird stuff all over the screen. Oh wait--ignore that last one.

TS: What Operating System are you running?

Student: It is... Windows XP. It’s a laptop, if that helps.

TS: A laptop? Is that owned by the college? I don’t remember us having any laptops in our inventory…

Student: Oh, no, it’s my own laptop. I brought in to use your internet connection. You know, for… er… studying… things. Anatomy, mainly.

TS: As I'm sure you're aware, you’re not supposed to connect personal laptops to the college IT network. It’s a breach of po… what the…

Student: What’s wrong?

TS: I’ve just scanned your computer with our network’s antivirus software and it appears it’s heavily infected with malware. It's absolutely infested with worms, trojans... Oh god, it’s spreading faster than I can quarantine the files….

Student: Hello?

TS: Alright, quick - there’s one thing I might be able to do. Can I use remote desktop to log onto your machine?

Student: Why do you need to do that?

TS: I just need to have a look at your temporary internet files.

Click! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

TS: Hello? Hello? Are you still there?


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  • james-collar - March 8, 2014 10:57 a.m.

    Best will always in my opinion be the Shadowrun version by Rooster Teeth called 1-800-Magic. Actually done as a video using the Xbox 360 Shadowrun game's engine.
  • rxb - September 22, 2013 2:47 p.m.

    Very funny towelly. Although I kinda think ol' Eggman would make his own tech.
  • garnsr - September 21, 2013 11:09 a.m.

    Lara Croft would call to complain that all the pathways and bridges collapse the instant she steps on them, but everything seems to work just fine for the bad guys who come along after her.
  • GOD - September 21, 2013 12:25 a.m.

    You could do in character audio readings of these and them in the RadioRadar breaks between segments. Just saying. >.>
  • Shnubby - September 20, 2013 3:23 p.m.

    Couldn't resist reading the first one in Robotnik's voice :P
  • GR_LucasSullivan - September 20, 2013 3:47 p.m.

  • Shnubby - September 20, 2013 3:51 p.m.

    That's the one!
  • fattoler - September 21, 2013 1:38 a.m.

    You mean AoStH's Rrrrobotnik? With Long John Baldry?
  • JarkayColt - September 20, 2013 3:03 p.m.

    "They still have to work out whether to buy chocolate biscuits or plain". INORITE? I have that same dilemma every time I make my weekly shop. Do I save a few pence each week by buying the plain ones, or do I spoil myself on the cho-...oh, right, the feature? Brilliant!
  • ombranox - September 20, 2013 12:18 p.m.

    The 14th of Frost Fall in 4E 201 would actually be Middas. Just sayin'.
  • Temperance11 - September 20, 2013 10:34 a.m.

    I REALLY want to record voices for these, they're f**king hilarious.
  • SpadesSlick - September 20, 2013 10:32 a.m.

    I love you Justin. That's all I will say.

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